Guest Blog: Bike-packing Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 35 and 36)

Day 35: Turku, Finland (34 miles, 751 total miles, 761 foot incline)

11 July 2024: Thursday 

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Race against the rain! 

On my last riding day, I am once again racing against the clock. Here in Salo, it is supposed to start raining around 8am or so. Where I am headed, the chances of rain are even better and only increase throughout the day. 

So, I set my alarm for 4:30am and hope to be out the door at 6am. The more miles I can cover before the rain starts, the drier and less miserable I will be. 

I booked a cabin room in the MS Bore, a passenger ship build in 1960, that remains intact. It was about half price of everything else down near the harbor, where I hope to catch the ferry Friday morning. 

I eased Heidi out of the room, down the dark hall, through the door to the stairwell, dropped my key in the black key box, and accompanied her down a flight of stairs and eventually out of the bottom floor bar and into the street. 

It was a pretty day, although slightly overcast. At 6:05 am, I started peddling west.

I love this time of the day, while most of the city was sleeping, I could enjoy the solitude of the streets. A woman rushed in her car past me and turned into the parking lot of the city mall, perhaps a few minutes late to work. A bakery or coffee shop or maintenance. 

Knowing I had good sized hills ahead and the threat of rain, I pushed hard. I always push hard, but today there was no let up. My heart rate raced and my lungs pumped at capacity. Even then, when I stopped for breathers, they were short. A minute or less. Even though I had three cups of Nescafé 3-1 in the room before leaving, each time I passed a convenience store, and I considered a dark roast elixir. But I knew that if I stopped for 10 minutes, that delay could result in 10 additional minutes of dreadful peddling in miserable conditions. 

So, I peddled on. Not really furiously, but intentional. Tiny stops, pressing hard when I wanted to stop. Pumping my legs more steadily at a more rapid pace. On big hills, I either made it to the top exhausted and pressed on, or I stopped midway up for 30 seconds and then peddled on. Sometimes I stopped a second time to repeat. Often at the top, instead of the usual rest, I peddled on.

After the first hour, I stopped straddling Heidi to check my distance. I had covered 13 miles. A fantastic pace for me. With 15 pounds on my back and 15 in the saddle bags, I had done well. But my energy was already diminishing. Like a wind up toy, my speed was gradually decreasing the longer I peddled. 

The sky was hinting at rain. So I peddled on. At times the wind was to my back. Today’s ride was not a leisure trip, laid out to enjoy lakes and landmarks, but a journey to cover 34 miles as quickly as my old legs could, to perform at a higher pace in order to avoid the miserable conditions of riding in the rain. 

A 9:05 am, just two hours into the journey, I had covered 24 miles, achieving 12 mph. To put this in perspective, Google Maps estimates time on a route at an average speed on a bicycle at 12 mph. So, Google calculates that the average person should be able to ride long distances, averaging 12 mph, regardless of terrain—gravel road, dirt path, blacktop, no matter. Regardless of incline. Karen does not differentiate between the hills of Tennessee and the flat desert of Arizona. Road and weather conditions are also ignored. Rain, hard headwinds, road construction, cities with stoplights. None of that matters to the GPS application. The average cyclist should be able to do 12 mph across the board. This information is probably calculated using hundreds of thousands of data points, cyclists who punch in their start and end points, and complete their journeys accordingly. 

But I have never achieved more than 10 mph on any trip, I don’t think. For every one of us old codgers who average 8 mph across long distances carrying 30 pounds of weight, there is a younger cyclist who averages 16 mph with no baggage. And I have met a few men my age who average 12 mph across long distances with baggage. 

That last ten miles was pretty flat. Traffic had picked up, and as I entered town there were more pedestrians, cyclists, and stoplights. But I pressed hard still. I caught most stoplights green. And when I did stop, I crossed as soon as the traffic permitted. 

Suddenly, I was downtown. Sprinkles began tapping my hands and spotting the blacktop, but it never worked up to a shower. I crossed Aura River on a wide pedestrian bridge and headed west along the shore, enjoying the last couple miles of the journey. Like the other Finnish cities, downtown along the river was beautiful. 

At 8:50 am, I had achieved my best travel time for any trip: 12 mph. Average for the global population of cyclists requiring Google Maps to plot a long distance course, but a superb velocity for me. 

To make matters better, when I pushed Heidi up the gang plank and into the lobby of the ship, the young receptionist told me that my room was ready. At 9am? No additional charge? 

I eased Heidi down to the lower deck and locked her up in a huge conference room used for storing bicycles and other items. 

Cabin 261 was tiny. Perhaps the tiniest yet, or at least in the running. I showered, put the sheet on the tiny bed and the duvet cover on the twin duvet. I wanted nothing more than to lay down and nap. But the chances of rain were only increasing. 

So, I tramped off in search of a coffee mug for my wife. My legs were sore, my back was sore, and blisters were beginning to form on my feet. 

About 20 minutes into the trip, a bare-chested drunken man in his 40s stumbled—quite literally—across my path. His shirt hung at his waist, still tucked into his pants. He swayed from one side of the sidewalk when I first saw him to the other side and was headed back when I passed. He said something in Finnish, but naturally I couldn’t make out what it was. 

Some 1.6 miles away northeast of the MS Bore, I found a tiny souvenir stall in Turku Market Hall, a divine red brick food mall constructed in 1896. While I was there, I treated myself to Bun Rieu, a Vietnamese soup with shrimp and chicken balls. 

So that I wouldn’t have to carry my supplies far, I decided on a Sale supermarket that was one block on the other side of the MS Bore. In other words, 1.7 miles away. But it was a pretty walk, most of it along the shore, where I could see all the moored sail boats, ships, riverside outdoor restaurants, pedestrians and cyclists. Naturally, there were plenty of electric scooterists as well, swooping in and around foot traffic. An old woman accompanying an older woman with a walker. Parents pushing their kids in strollers. Older couple holding hands. The squawks of seagulls overhead. A pair of bored shore patrol men sitting on a bench, keeping peace. 

Given my recent record-breaking pace, I decided to reward myself with an ice cream. I asked the young blond-haired woman who made my medium blizzard like concoction why the Finnish people were the happiest in the world.

She suddenly became shy. Was that a shade of red in her cheeks I noticed?

“I don’t agree with that… I have been to other places (countries) where people are more talkative, more friendly. I think they are happier,” she said. Then with some additional thought, she added, “But maybe it’s because of the Finnish attitude.” She went on to explain that no matter how bad things get, Finns know they can resolve it. 

So, I surmised, nothing is ever really that bad. 

Local Ferry

She may be on to something. But keeping an optimistic attitude, no matter what problem arises, we can still smile because we know it is all relative. 

Internet gets shut off from non-payment, crap! But I’ll get it turned back on when I get my next pay check. Some jerk scraped my new car with his door at the supermarket, well, OK. It is not the end of the world. Failed Chemistry? Well I gotta work harder. 

We all know that the fear of some calamity is almost always worse than the calamity itself. 

Yes, attitude can overcome a lot of adversity. 

My legs were sore and my back was hurting, so I sat and ate the blizzard while watching a tiny orange ferry pick up pedestrians and cyclists on one side of the Aura and carry them to the other. The closes bridge was perhaps eight blocks away, so it made sense why this ferry functioned. I was not sure whether it was free or there was a modest fee. 

After purchasing a few items at Sale, I trudged back to the MS Bore, up the steel grate gang plank, and up one deck to the cafe. They had small pre-made pizzas to heat up so I would not have to leave the ship till morning. 

Down three decks, I entered the room, only slightly anxious until I found all of my belongings were in the exact state of disarray I had left them. I was grateful that I had made my bed before departing because I closed the curtain over the port hole and crashed.

The nap didn’t last longer than 30 minutes. 

I read Wool, the first of the Silo trilogy that became a TV series on Apple. Around 3pm, I went upstairs and ordered a small Feta Cheese personal pizza. It was exactly like it looked: Lack luster. I stomached a cup of stale coffee and a piece of Rocky Road, that was a thick chocolate bar with peanuts and marshmallows added before it cooled. It was not terribly good either. 

It felt so good to dissolve in my cabin into a bunk potato and read. At about 154 pages, I was nodding off. So I relented. 

It had been a good day, accomplishing all that I had set out to do when I awoke at 4:30 am, beat the rain, made 12 mph over 34 miles of hilly terrain, purchased the Finland cup that I feared I would forget, and lest we forget, I ate a crappy premade Feta Cheese personal pizza and drank an overcooked pot of coffee. 

MS Bore (Laivahostel) ($85/night, I think)

Linnankatu 72, Turku, 20100 Finland 

Day 36: Ferry to Stockholm (1 mile, 752 total miles)

12 July 2024: Friday

Finnish Line!

Mild anxiety woke me before my alarm went off. After three cups of instant coffee in the room, I packed up everything and headed to the restaurant which had just opened for breakfast. The coffee wasn’t much good, but I had a cup. The selection for breakfast wasn’t much good, but I had some ham, cheese, and a hard bun before cleaning my plate into the trash and storing my dirty dishes at the appropriate station. 

I gathered my bags, connected them to Heidi, and pushed her outdoors. The GPS took me .6 miles, but I couldn’t find the car entrance to Viking Lines ferries. I stopped and asked a group of young Africans from Nigeria. One tall young man of maybe 25 years of age offered to walk me 30 meters to a clearing in the parking lot where he could indicate the route to go. 

I shook his hand and peddled away. 

“Maybe I will see you on the ship,” he said, apparently a ferry worker.

On the Viking Glory ferry from Turku, Finland to Stockholm, Sweden

Just ahead I encountered a woman in her early 30s and her 12 year old son. They were headed to the same ferry, so for the next block or so, they rode behind me hoping I had a clue where I was going.

Finally, the pathway led to a road that crossed a train track and into the vehicle entrance. 

After showing my ticket, I followed the mother and son to a small suspended steel roof where cyclists waited. This was the first one I had encountered on my four ferry rides. A really good idea to protect from the sun and rain. But today, it was dry. 

Several other cyclists arrived. One couple my age. A few young men. And several parents with their children. 

The Finnish boy from earlier was excited. He had never travelled on a ferry before, much less by bicycle. To expend his energy, his mother had him run a series of sprints across a distance of 15 feet and back. This reminded my of my grandson. So, I challenged the boy to a race. 

Naturally, I cheated and started early and cut the distance to the Finnish Line (pun intended), and the boy objected in Finnish. But I was laughing so hard that I couldn’t hardly catch my breath. The other cyclists were laughing as well. I raced him one more time, and he beat me. But I was still laughing. 

The mother told me they had stayed with family last night, but she and her son were from Helsinki. I told her I had come from Salo the afternoon before. She asked me where I spent the night. 

On the MS Bore, I told her. 

She said, “Yes, we saw that ship and he said, ‘I don’t ever want to stay there.’”

When asked why she thought Finnish people were the happiest in the world, she said, “Oh, I don’t know. Maybe because we keep to ourselves.” Finns don’t get too involved in each other’s lives and problems. “Then again, we have a lot of suicides.”

Indeed in the 1990s, Finland had one of the highest suicide rates in the world, about 30 deaths per 100,000 citizens. Today, as a result of a concerted effort, Finland has been able to cut that rate to 13 per 100,000 people. The highest alcohol dependency per capita is awarded to Russia with 16.29 % of men and 2.58% of women. Norway is 13th with 9.05% of men and 2.55% of women. UK comes in at 33rd with 6.42% of men and 1.52% of women, followed by Finland 34th (6.39% men and 1.17% women) and Sweden 35th (6.32% men and 2.27% women). The US is 46th at 5.48 % men and 1.92% women.

After boarding, I locked Heidi up and headed to the cabin, but they were blocked off, only opened after we set sail. So I went up stairs and secured a table by the window and left all my bags in a chair, where I could almost see them from the cashier.

I bought a croissant with sweet pistachio butter in the center, the color of, but a lighter texture than, peanut butter. It was divine. 

I went to the room, read, and then napped for 20 minute.

Around 11 am, I went up to an upper deck and ordered a cheeseburger and fries. I ate while I read, enjoying the beautiful weather and view of the Finnish Archipelago. 

Some Southeast Asians came and cleared three tables around me. A Buddhist monk with glasses about my age sat at one table by himself. He wore deep orange robe wrapped with a scarf of a slighter orange color. He was watching something on his iPad. Later an Asian woman brought his basket of food, kneeled down in front of him, and offered the basket over her bowed head to the monk.

When I got up to leave, I saw two more monks sitting at the other tables by themselves. One was wearing a robe and the other orange western clothes (wash day?).

I really enjoyed the 10-hour journey. I read much deeper in Wool, savoring each page. So infrequently do I feel I have the luxury to dedicate to reading.  

At the end of the trip, I went down to the vehicle deck and prepared Heidi. Christian had texted me. He was outside in the parking lot. 

Giu, a Brazilian cyclist in his 20s who lived in Finland struck up a conversation. He was loaded with saddle bags on the front forks, back forks, and throughout the frame. He easily had three times as much weight as me although he explained that he couldn’t carry a backpack. In fact, when I told him that I probably averaged 30 or 35 miles per day, he said he couldn’t do that much because of a bad knee.

Giu started a tiny NGO to prevent violence, had worked in Africa, but without a college degree, he didn’t qualify for funding. His Finnish was not good enough to study in Finland, so he was headed to the Netherlands where he would study Psychology in English. 

I was so happy to see Christian. It seemed like months since I had left him in Granna, Sweden although it was only a matter of a few weeks. We drove to the Comfort Hotel Express, where I had left Heidi’s bike bag. I went in and retrieved it from the luggage room exactly where I left it. Then we drove the 2.5 hours to Odeshog, stopping to eat a Max cheeseburger about halfway.

If you are ever in Sweden, you have to try one.

Arriving at Christian’s house around 11:30 pm, I was happy to see all three kids were awake. Perhaps they were waiting for me. I am not sure. 

But we played a game of Ludo. Esther won. It was approaching 1 am when I finally fell asleep. 

Viking Line Ferry 

Ensimmäinen Linja, 20100 Turku ($65 including a cabin)

Guest Blog: Bike-Packing Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 33 and 34)

Day 33: Lohja, Finland (27 miles, 678 total miles, 919 foot incline)

9 July 2024: Tuesday

One morning in 5th or 6th grade—probably 1972 or so—I was delivering papers on bike before school in Brownstown, Indiana. Snoopy, my white dog, was accompanying me like he sometimes did, wandering ahead or trailing behind to sniff out a squirrel or find the perfect spot to urinate. As we reached busy highway 50 at the hill near what eventually would become the Candlelight tavern, he ambled off into the middle of the highway, standing on the center line looking back in my direction. As if unfolding in slow motion, I watch a semi coming up the hill sound his air horn in an attempt to warn Snoopy off the road. Unfortunately, it scared my dog to take three or four steps backward right into the path of an oncoming car. With no time to react, the vehicle passed over Snoopy, knocking his head to the ground and spinning him over and over trapped under the bottom of the car as if in the bowels of some sinister machine designed to torture small animals. 

When Snoopy came out the other side, I ran to him, and picked him up. He bit me out of pain, but I ignored it and carried him to the side of the road and laid him gently in the grass. He looked up at me in horror, pleading for me to help him. 

But we were poor. None of our pets had ever seen a veterinarian, I don’t think. Somehow he managed to get to his feet and make it home. Fortunately, he lived many more years, faithfully protecting me and my family. A loyal companion that never judged me for my many shortcomings. 

When we moved to Vallonia, he moved with us. When we moved back to the house on N. High Street, across from the funeral home, he came along. Around 8th grade, we moved to Hillview Trailer Park. Naturally, we brought him, but one day he wondered back across that very same Highway 50, likely at that very same spot where he was injured three years earlier, and returned to the vacant house on N High Street. He made his way inside the house and into my mother’s bedroom. He was always an outdoor dog, so we never brought him inside. But perhaps he was just following scents. 

Some weeks later, he was found in her bedroom with the door closed. Someone, perhaps some kid was in there smoking or exploring, and they felt threatened or were just being mean. In any case, he died of starvation and dehydration. 

I was sad for a long time over the loss of Snoopy, like we all are as teens, losing a family pet. 

I am reminded of this story because my granddaughter just messaged me from Indiana, telling me that one of her kittens was run over by a car. So, I told her about Snoopy. 

When I left Aseem’s apartment around 9:30 am, I met Bashir from Morocco. He wore a long, red beard, shaved over and under his mouth to the chin. He was friendly and we chatted for just a minute. He was on his way to work, I suppose, and I needed to get on the road to my next destination: Lohja. 

The day was beautiful, sunny, and warm at 62 degrees. This was actually perfect riding weather. Most of today’s route was along rural country highways. The first 18 miles or so were hilly, mostly along Highway 110. At times, Tennessee rolling hills, each one steeper than the one before. 

I peddled through many construction sites, past birch forests, and over hill after hill. 

At Nummenkyla, a repair shop shares a building complex with a defunct gas station and convenience store. Here is also where I depart Highway 110 and turn southwest on Highway 25.

Immediately, I spotted the Myllarin Grilli, a tiny food truck permanently perched on Iso Myllylampi (Big Mill Pond), which is really a lake. I parked Heidi between two picnic tables and ordered a hotdog with catsup and mustard and a tiny Coke Zero in a plastic bottle. 

When you twist off the cap of plastic bottle in Scandinavia, the cap remains tethered to the rim. It was annoying for the first several weeks, and I usually ripped them off, upset that the damn European manufacturers didn’t know how to manufacture a bottle cap. Two days ago, I read that the tethered bottle caps are intentional manufacturing design, responding to an EU regulation. In 2016, a clean up campaign along a North Dutch Shore found 128 caps per kilometer. As a result, an EU law went into effect in 2024, mandating tethered bottle caps. 

The young lady looked out the window to notify me that my hotdog with catsup and mustard was ready. But when I went over to pick it up, I realized the hotdog was wrapped in paper, but had no bun. Typically, the cashiers ask you if you want a bun or not before ringing up your order. I reckon sole hotdogs with catsup and mustard squeezed into a paper are quite popular here.

“I want a bun,” I told her. 

“It will be more,” she responded.

“That’s OK,” I told her. “Give me two of them.” I could tell that Heidi wanted one. Her frame has gotten as skinny as a rail.

She asked if I wanted relish, and I said, Yes. 

In the lake, I saw a large woman in her 60s swimming off a dock. In the distance I saw what appeared to be a huge inflatable Viking raft, but it could have been a unicorn raft or a My Little Pony raft. 

After going to all that trouble, Heidi refused to eat her hotdog, so I had to eat it. 

This next section of the road was smooth peddling. Almost no breeze, mostly flat, and on a good blacktop bike path. I really enjoyed it.

As I reached Lohja proper, it started to sprinkle. Naturally, a forecast of zero percent rain did not preclude mist, sprinkles, or even showers. The farther along I got, the evidence of a harder shower grew more and more clear. 

After getting turned around in downtown Lohja, I peddled up to a crosswalk button on a sidewalk. Part of the time, cyclists ride on sidewalks, part of the time on bike paths or trails, part of the time on designated bike lanes on streets and roads, and the remainder of the time on blacktop roads with no space at all. 

As I maneuvered to push the button, I noticed a lady in her 70s walking in my direction with the help of walker suddenly, but slowly, deviate from my direction. Although she was 20 feet from me, she feared I was going to run her over. When she realized that I had come to a stop and pressed the button, she smiled and joined me at the edge of the curb.

She proceeded to tease me in Finnish about our unusual encounter. When I told her, “English?” she shook her head. 

Suddenly, a tall man in his forties rode past on a particularly loud moped. She mocked him by imitating the noise of his scooter, “Putt, putt, putt…” 

A man her age arrived with is his own walker. They became so engaged in a conversation that they didn’t notice when the Walk light turned green. 

“Here we go,” I said to get their attention.

“Bye-bye,” I yelled as I peddled off.

“Bye-bye,” she yelled.

A few miles ahead, I found the apartment. Minna, the landlord, was actually on the street, leaving for doctor’s appointment she’d told me about.

She turned around and led me to the apartment. Showed me where to store my bike, waited while I locked Heidi up and removed the saddleback, and led me upstairs to the apartment. 

“My son just woke up,” Minna said. “He is taking a shower… He was waiting on you… He is 16… He is a good person.” 

She called through the bathroom door, “Mishka…” which I learned was short for Mikhail. 

Minna departed, and I began sorting my gear. I was really too sweaty too sit down in any of the chairs inside, so I sat on the balcony. 

Mishka greeted me and I returned to the hallway between his room and mine. 

Not really knowing what to say, I asked, “So you are 16?”

“Yes.”

“I have a granddaughter 16,” I added.

As soon as the words left my mouth, I realized that I had just rocked this teen’s world. I was sure he was thinking:

What are the odds? I’m 16. This guy standing in my hallway has a 16-year-old granddaughter. I’d have a better chance of winning the Finnish lottery or of getting drafted by the Indiana Fever or of meeting Justin Bieber eating a hot dog without a bun at the local food wagon than meeting an American with a 16-year-old granddaughter.

He told me that he would like to visit the United States, but it was very expensive.

To that, I added, “It is really nice.”

Again, I could read Mishka’s mind.

Now this guy can make conversation. Throw this old man into any awkward social situation with any 16-year-old English speaker in the world, and watch this guy perform his magic. 

After rocking Mishka’s world, I noticed my camel pack was leaking water all over the bedroom. That’s when my training kicked in.

“Mikhail,” I yelled. When he appeared, I told him I needed a towel or a mop or something. Meanwhile, I removed the throw rug and positioned it on the balcony where the wet edge could dry outI took the towel that Mishka gave me, and without hesitation, I tossed it on the on the floor and dried up the excess water. I put the backpack in the sink. 

All the while, Mishka must have been thinking: 

Wait! What! This guy must be a Navy Seal or something. He just flew into action without any thought to his own safety, or any planning, he knew what do to. A true act of heroism. I hope when I reach 64 years old, my instincts are even half as good as his… Shoot, who am I kidding. That’s never gonna happen.

At the supermarket 600 meters away, I loaded up on the necessities, like Pepsi Max with a tethered cap, sausages, buns, and relish. I walked across the bridge over Lohjianjarvi Lake back to the apartment and passed Birch, Maple, and what looked like Russian Olive Trees. I washed clothes again and made four sausages. Ate two. Napped. Woke up and ate the other two. I ate some fruit, some yogurt. Then around 9pm, I was out for the count.

It had been a good day! I had motivated a young Finn—I like to think of him as Huck—to go out in the world and explore the world, ride down the Mississippi River, Huck, if you ever make it to the US, and be the very best version of yourself that you can be.

Salmenmäentie 1 B 10, Lohja, 08350, $79/tax) Finland

Day 34: Salo, Finland (39 miles, 717 total miles, 1060 foot incline)

10 July 2024: Wednesday

My trip today is 39 miles and up an incline of about 1060 feet. Just to change things up, I booked a cheap room at Rock Hotel in downtown Salo. More than anything, I wanted to see how the Salo Finns rock. 

I set my alarm an hour earlier, made coffee, ate yogurt, granola, and grapes for breakfast, washed dishes, cleaned up the mess, folded my air dried clothes, and packed everything up. 

I was so proud of myself for getting packed and out the door at 8:30 am, a half an hour earlier than planned. But I had not ridden a block till I realized that I left my helmet locked up in the apartment. I called Minna but she didn’t answer.

 

Shit!

Faced with waiting an hour or so till she woke up, I thought about riding ahead until I found a bike shop, where I could purchase a new helmet. In fact, I had started looking up bike shops on my route when Minna wrote me a message. Forty-five minutes later, she arrived. 

I am still a little divided on tomorrow. Turku, my final destination for the Finland leg is supposed to see rain all day. If I could reach there Thursday afternoon, I could catch the 8:45 am ferry to Stockholm on Friday morning, arrive at 6:30 pm on Friday evening. 

I would like to go ahead and book a cabin on the ferry for the 11 hour journey. But the threat of rain is giving me pause. Mist, I can ride in. Downpours are dangerous and painful. Spending an extra day in Salo may make sense, but right now they are predicting rain until about noon on Saturday. 

No sooner had I left the apartment, than I almost fell off the bike at a stop. I hopped, hopped, hopped on one leg while holding Heidi up. Then the first of many hills began. There were lakes on the left, lakes on the right, and hills everywhere in between. 

Then, I hit a gravel road. I didn’t like it at all. It brought back memories of my crash in Arizona six months ago. 

When I spotted an old woman, slightly order than me, perhaps, pushing her bike up a steep gravel hill. I asked her how long the gravel lasted. She told me 4 or 5 kilometers. I thanked her and then proceeded down that hill with extreme caution. 

The hills were steep and gravel loose, making each decline a stiff and arduous adventure in itself, balancing left-front brake and right-back brake to keep my velocity low, maybe 4 or 5 mph. But climbing them typically involved my dismounting and pushing Heidi up, sometimes stopping once or twice to catch my breath. It is times like these that I really feel my 64 years. Do I really have any business out here? 

When I found a mossy boulder with no weeds around it, I laid Heidi down and rested for four or five minutes. My first rest stop.

Then back on the gravel until I hit blacktop. 

The blacktop was equally hilly, but the hills were more gradual, more manageable by peddling in low gears. Finally, I found a restaurant at a tiny lake. I stopped and went inside trying to find a sausage. But they only had full meals. It was close to noon, but I didn’t want a full meal. So, I drank a Coke Zero and got back on Heidi and peddlede away.

My legs began to burn almost immediately. I slowed my pace a little, trying to progress always down the hill and up the next. They didn’t stop. About halfway, out in the middle of open fields, I found another Grilli in a red and white wooden shack. 

Inside, I ordered a makkara (sausage). The old lady, maybe 75 or 80 years old, who owned and ran the kitchen suffered from a stooped back from decades spent bent over the grill, taking and filling orders. When I asked her how long she had been running the grilli, she smiled like a teen, timidly and modestly admitting her accomplishments. 

“Thirty-nine years,” she said. She seemed genuinely happy.

I sat outside and ate a very, very good sausage. 

A gray-haired woman got out of a parked car, leaving her husband in AC. She approached me, asking for directions in Finnish as she walked. 

“I only speak English,” I said.

She waved me off. “Well, you wouldn’t know.”

The man opposite me was Finnish, and he gave her directions.

I was completely worn out by the time I reached the tiny city of Salo. The ride along the Uskelanjoki River was beautiful, in and of itself worth the journey. I crossed the bridge and found the Rock Hotel immediately. This hard, hilly, and sweaty ride of 39 miles had taken me six hours, just under 7 mph. 

I pushed Heidi up the steps into the Rock Hotel bar, got my key, and pushed her up one more flight to my room. I was too tired to shower, but too stinky to go outside as I was. 

I showered and put on some clean clothes and did something I don’t think I had done since Sweden: I walked to a restaurant and ordered a meal. I welcomed the wait at the Rikata, the riverside restaurant, enjoying the warm weather and the atmosphere. 

I loved the burger and fries. The waitress delivered a huge glass bottle of ice water. 

After the meal, I walked to a grocery store, bought a few things, and went back to the room.

Rain or no rain, I made my decision. I couldn’t delay another day in this room, hoping it wouldn’t rain. I would mitigate the risk by waking up early and departing the hotel by 6am. That gave me the best chances of minimizing the misery of riding during a downpour, according to the forecasts for Salo and my final destination, Turku. 

I booked a room at the MS Bore, a passenger ship built in 1960, that used to ferry people to and from Stockholm for the 10 or 12 hour journey back then. 

By 9pm, I was asleep. 

Rock Hotel Salo ($75 incl tax)

5 Asemakatu Rock Hotel, Salo, 24100

Guest Blog: Bike-Packing Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 31 and 32)

Day 31: Depart Stockholm on Viking Ferry to Helsinki (2 miles, 635 total miles)

7 July 2024: Sunday

In the middle of the night, a cramp gripped my left foot. I sat up and massaged it. The Charley Horse intensified and moved through the foot, like an alien invader struggling to escape the flesh. The spasm worked its way from the arch, across the instep, and onto the ball while mangling the bridge and spreading out into toes. The spasm was at once all over the foot, like a boa constrictor, squeezing relentlessly, before taking up residence in the bridge. I stood up and tried to stretch it, then to walk on it, then I sat on the bed and massaged it, bending it one way, and then another. All these techniques had worked in the past. But not this time.

White Sox baseball players in the 1880s named these intense muscle spasms after a grounds keeper’s horse named Charley. 

Boa Constrictor more aptly describes last night’s monster foot cramp. I have never had a single cramp to last more than 30 seconds, nor a series of cramps longer than a couple minutes. But this one lasted seven or eight minutes and did not relent; it just moved around, torturing me. Nothing I could do—massaging, stretching, walking—reduced its strength. I caught my reflection in the mirror, one of agony.

Even after laying back down, the foot felt stiff and inflexible. But I fell asleep easily. An hour or so later, a Boa wrapped itself around my right foot. But after massaging it, the spasm stopped, not lasting more than a minute.

I am thinking that a combination of not stretching before a bike ride or after a ride, nor during a 34-hour train trip, has contributed to this boa. I must do better at stretching. 

After checking out around noon and the staff storing my bike in their offices, I walked down to the supermarket inside the train station. I bought a few things and then stopped at some hamburger joint decorated with 1950s and 60s highway paraphernalia. The meal was really bad, or really blah. I walked back to the hotel and read. 

It was only a little after 1pm and the last arrival time at the ferry was 3pm. The ride was only 15 minutes according to Karen. I booked an apartment 15 miles west of Helsinki for tomorrow night. Already it was time to wash clothes again. Soon I got so sleepy because I still hadn’t caught up from the train trip.

Finally, I asked for my bike and about 1:45 pm, I headed through town on Heidi. The city was beautiful on this warm, lazy Sunday afternoon. The temperature had reached about 62 degrees by this time. The restaurants were full. Locals were strolling about. Tourists were taking photos. Cyclists were riding. Joggers were exercising. I saw one woman running while wearing a weight vest. She was probably training for a triathlon, marathon, Toyota-thon, or some other-athon. 

The fingers of Saltsjon Bay reach well into the city. I rode along one of those fingers, tracing it over a bridge, through a park, along a canal, down the middle of considerable construction, until I reached the Viking Line Ferry. 

Across the bay was an amusement park with four towering lift rides, three roller coasters, and other rides. 

I parked behind a group of Finnish motorcyclists. All were retirees or near. One looked like he was bringing his granddaughter. Most were smoking. 

Heidi and I were standing right along the Gabriella, our ship that will cover 270 miles over the next 16 hours. 

Over in the last line were a group of antique cars: Chryslers, Plymouths, an El Dorado, a Corvette, a Buick, and others. I went over and took several photos and sent them to my father and asked him if he could name the make and model. He told me that he probably could, and even could get close on the years, but he was busy right now, eating breakfast before going off to church. 

I am so blessed to still have my father in my life. 

The bicycles and motorcycles were nearly the last to board. There is only a certain place they let us park, toward the very front of the vessel. And they had to fill up the hold before we could enter because they loaded from the bow, in other words, we entered the front of the ship at Stockholm and were going to depart through the stern, or back. On my other two ferry rides on this Scandinavian adventure, we were always the first on and first off. 

My little cabin 6603 on the 6th level was perfect. No windows, because I was too tight to pay the additional costs. I was just going to read and sleep and shower, I figured. So why pay double? (I never checked the additional cost).

I streamed something, but got very sleepy again. I knew I should eat something and I needed drinkable water, so I walked up to the 7th, 8th, and 9th decks to look around. The place was loud with kids running in all directions, each with a cellphone in their hands. They were loud and excited, cutting in front of people, laughing and shouting. Just being kids.

When I walked to the starboard side to get the view, the electric doors slid open automatically. A boy of about 9 years old ran inside. At first, I thought that he had inadvertently been left behind by his buddies or his parents. Figured, I was doing my good deed of the day just by stepping outside and allowing him to enter.

Immediately, I saw his father, who turned around and realized his son had run off. He turned to the teen daughter and asked her in Swedish where the her brother went. 

I explained that he had run just inside. The father tasked the girl with running after him, but she couldn’t get the electric doors to open. I couldn’t see how to operate it either. Then I saw the button, pushed it, and the doors opened. 

Off starboard rested a beautiful, verdant island. We were working our way through the archipelago. The father came up to me. He was thin, about 40 years old or so. He had a friendly demeanor about him. 

“Have you taken this ferry before?” he asked.

“No,” I told him.

“I trained there.” He pointed to an abandoned military base. It looked more like modern buildings and older, sturdy apartments. 

“I love watching this every time I take the trip.”

“Nice,” I said.

“I lived there for a year… They closed it about ten years ago,” he said.

“Wow,” I said, keeping up my side of the conversation. 

Then he pointed to the straight of water behind us. 

“When Sweden fought the war with Russia, Sweden put ships all across there to prevent Russia from crossing. That’s why they built this base.”

“Nice,” I said again. He was getting the very best of my conversational skills at 5:30pm as my energy was depleting. Like a battery-operated flashlight, dimly casting the last of its light on a bright day.

The former Swedish soldier left without a word to go find his kids who hadn’t returned. 

I bought a salad and a bottle of water at a coffee shop and went back to the room. I read, ate, and by about 6:10 pm, I fell asleep in the top bunk, too tired to shower.

Viking Line Ferry to Helsinki ($220 for cabin and 16-hour ferry ride)

Stadsgården Tegelvikshamn, 11630 Stockholm

Day 32: Espoo, Finland (16 miles, 651 total miles)

8 July 2024: Monday

Twice in the middle of the night, I woke up and could hear the stampede of little feet racing down the hall. I could feel the gentle rocking of the ship, but the kids didn’t seem to mind. I wish I could have brought all of my grandkids on this ferry trip. They would have loved it.

And as I near the end of my trip, I miss the kids and grandkids more than ever. I am enjoying this adventure, new experiences every day, but I will be happy to return home, return to the family, raising the kids with all of the headaches and blessings that go along with it. Back to work. Likely my last full year abroad. I am winding down. But doing so on top of my game. I am mentoring and coaching and team building better than I have throughout my entire career. I love my job, love my life, love my family, friends, and colleagues (well, most of them). Love where I am at this stage in my life. 

After the attacks in Iraq, I returned to work on a civil society project, first as a Human Rights and Anti-Corruption advisor, then later as DCOP (deputy director). It was at a time that counter-insurgents had stepped up their attacks on just about everyone, but Al-Qaeda loved to attack American and allied-vehicles with IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devises). We rode in armored vehicles that would largely protect us from small arms fire and indirect damage caused by an IED. But nothing protected you from a car bomb: A vehicle laden with 1000 pounds of explosives and steel designed to rip through an armored vehicle like shredding rice paper. The terrorists had gotten really good at timing the detonations as target vehicles passed. I had read about the driver of a dump truck loaded with explosives being handcuffed to the steering wheel so that he couldn’t change his mind while another terrorist followed behind at a safe distance in a second vehicle with his finger on a Nokia cell phone linked to the explosive device on the truck. The truck pulled up beside a convoy and detonated. The driver was blown outside of the front windshield and landed on the hood still handcuffed to the steering wheel. The closest convoy vehicle was ripped to shreds. Another strategy was for car bombs to ram into the side of a vehicle. But we were most vulnerable pulling into a checkpoint, waiting to enter the Green Zone. The car in front or behind us could merely detonate. We waited in a state of heightened anxiety and dread for ten to 15 minutes at times while the American soldiers cleared us. So many Iraqi and American service members had lost their lives to car bombs while checking vehicles at the gates to the Green Zone, that a new policy was in place for Americans to check our credentials (a pass stuck in the front window) with binoculars from a safe distance behind blast walls. 

Our South African security advisor told me about a new conically-shaped charge that was planted on or near the ground, designed by terrorists to shoot up into the underside of an armored vehicle. He told me that one had recently killed a driver and ripped the leg off of a passenger. This was my greatest fear: Suffering life-altering injury—loss of a leg, both legs, testicles—and surviving. 

I have to be honest. I was risking my life every time I travelled, which was a few times per week, to the airport, to the Green Zone and back for meetings, or wherever, but I was not willing to give my life for this cause. I believed in it. I was committed to the cause. Some of my colleagues did not survive Iraq. But I was not willing to die here. I was not willing to lose a limb or suffer a serious injury. I MUST return to my family in one piece. Non-negotiable.

The odds were high too. One day, there were 21 car bombs detonated in Baghdad. Two of them right outside our compound. A staff member brought in a piece of hot steel blown into the compound. It was still hot when he handed it to me.

So each time we left the compound, and I hopped in the armored vehicle, I was rolling the dice. Would it be today? Much against my will, my very fertile mind envisioned all of the ways that the terrorists could kill or maim me. I grabbed the plastic handhold above the door and squeezed, unconsciously breathing with a constricted chest, a python of anxiety wrapping my entire pulmonary system. For the entire 20 minute ride through the city to the Green Zone, I brace myself for the attack. Once inside, I would relax. Attend the meeting. Then again wind myself up, again squeeze the handhold, and again allow that python of anxiety to constrict my chest. 

On the Gabriella, in my cabin, I woke up at 4:30am. I could have slept more, but figured I would mosey up to the coffee shop and splurge for a good cup of coffee. The coffee shop was closed though. The blackboard sitting on the floor outside had two separate sets of open hours: One for Helsinki and one for Stockholm. I couldn’t figure out why, but knew I was hours away from getting a coffee shop coffee, so I went back to the room, ever so glad that I had the electric kettle.

Coffee on the ferry

When I fired up my iPad, I noticed a time discrepancy between my iPad and my iPhone. My phone was ahead by one hour. So, Finland is an hour ahead.  I transferred yesterday’s photos to the iPad. The internet had stopped working sometime well into the night. 

Bad hair day

After three cups of instant coffee in the cabin, it was approaching 7am. I headed up to the coffee shop in hopes that they were open early. Sure enough, a man was purchasing a cup of coffee and a pastry. I bought a cup of coffee for $3.50 and a refill for $1.50. 

I sat down by the window alternately watching the open waters of the Baltic Sea, sipping my average coffee, and typing on my iPad.

It’s taken me many years to recover from that Iraq experience. From the subsequent Pakistan experience. From the Yemen experience and the Somali experience. Took me years to find the elusive ray of happiness from among the incessant storms of despair and anguish. I am so grateful to be alive and healthy. Despite the cancer, I am healthy enough to peddle a bicycle across Scandinavia and experience Nordic nature and culture. I am genuinely enjoying this seven-week adventure, enjoying my solitude, once in a life experience. What better way to spend my kids’ meager inheritance. 

My wife reminds me that I should take the same advice that I gave my grandmother: “Spend your savings on yourself… You have earned it… You don’t have to leave your kids anything…”

Bowels of Gabriela

So, while I fight the guilt of spending our savings on trips like this, I reconcile it with my wife’s advice. 

Back at the room, I forwent the shower experience yet again, knowing full well that I reeked. I dried the kettle, stored my items into my three packs, and a little before 9am, I carried everything down to the vehicle platform. 

This overnight cruise had been a wonderful experience. Although I slept through most of it.

I peddled off the ferry with the Gulf of Finland on my right and into the streets of Helsinki, Finland.

Wow! 

Soon, I became lost in the maze of streets, bike paths, summer construction road blocks leading through 18th and 19th century imperial architecture, Nordic minimalist buildings, street cars, electric buses, and all types of pedestrians shuffling about on this Monday morning. 

I eased through Senate Square, an enormous plaza at the foot of the steps to the Helsinki Cathedral (under construction, naturally), bordered by the long Government Palace, University  of Helsinki main building, and Sederholm House. 

Senate Square

At least a half a dozen times, I backtracked, circled around to find myself where I had started ten or 15 minutes earlier. I didn’t mind because it was early and I only had about 16 miles to cover. And my only time constraint was Aseem, the landlord for tonight’s apartment, had commitments from 11:30 am to 2 pm. If I didn’t get the key before 11:30 am, I would be stuck outside with my bike. I needed to wash clothes again—needing as much time as possible to dry—so I needed to arrive at his apartment in time. 

Through all of my meandering over the next two hours, I did not see a single convenience store to purchase a SIM card, which I needed to contact Aseem. Even if I arrived at the apartment building on time, I had no way of informing him I had arrived. I needed the SIM card. 

So, around 11:00 am, I found a gas station, and bought a SIM card, Karelian pastry, and cup of dark roast, and sat outside at a picnic table to swap cards and activate the new plan. 

The Karelian pastry, or pirog, is a traditional Finnish pie made with a rye crust and boiled rice and corn filling. At first bite, I spit it out. I tossed the pirog and what was left of the stale coffee into the rubbish bin.

I found several messages from Aseem. He was eager to give me the key. He told me to wait there, and he would deliver the key to me on his way to his commitment. 

Who does that? While most AirBnB hosts are courteous and responsive, none in any country had ever gone out of their way to serve me like this. 

While I waited, I saw a classic vehicle, like those from the ferry. I spoke to the Finnish owners, who said they too had been on that ferry coming home from two events 400 miles of Stockholm that boasted 1000s of old cars. 

It was close to 11:30 when Aseem arrived in a bit of a rush.

“Do you have a piece of paper?” he asked.

No, I thought. I misplaced all of my three-ring binders, folders, notepads, pens, mechanical pencils, ink erasers, white out, engineering compass, and abacus. The last place I remember storing it was in my right sock. Hope it didn’t fall out.

Aseem went on to explain in detail which door I would enter for the elevator and which door I would use to store my bike. 

“Lock it up,” he said. Then he was gone.

After twisting and turning for the next 45 minutes, I came to a carpet washing station in an apartment complex. Eight or ten tenants stood outside at large basins scrubbing their throw rugs and Oriental carpets to hang on rows and rows of carpet drying racks. 

I quickly changed from my sweaty riding outfit into a pair of shorts that had only been worn once since the last wash. I walked about 1.5 miles round trip to the supermarket, bought some rotisserie chicken and potato salad and other supplies and came back.

Just a few blocks later, I came to Building 5, where I followed instructions to store Heidi and enter the apartment. 

First things first, I washed a load of clothes. I checked the WiFi, but found no instructions. I texted Aseem.

He explained the WiFi was broken, but he would deliver a temporary router as soon as he finished his assignment, but would be no sooner than 4 pm. 

I told him no problem, but was even happier that he delivered me the key. I couldn’t imagine sitting outside till 4 pm waiting to enter the apartment. 

I ate. The food was hopelessly bland. The potatoes were diced into BB-sized cubes that eluded chewing, resembling potato paste. 

I washed all my dishes and set them in the strainer in the cabinet over the sink. (Pretty cool contraption.)

About 5 pm, the clothes finished their last cycle (2 hr 58 minute wash for sports clothing), and I strung them out across the bathroom. The largest items I hung on the heated towel rack (another cool contraption.)

Towel rack heated with hot water lines

At 6:15 pm, Aseem texted to say he had just finished. I was so happy that he brought me the key to the gas station at 11:30 am. He showed up at the apartment around 7pm, and we spoke about world politics, India—his native country, his memory of September 11 as a high school student, and a number of other topics. He is a mature, well-read, self-effacing Finn, with one toe in South Asia and a finger on the pulse of globalization. 

Finally, around 10pm, I fell asleep. I have a big day ahead. 

Kaivomestarinkatu 5 B 20, Espoo, Uusimaa 02770, Finland ($74/night)

Guest Blog: Bike-packing Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 29 and 30)

Day 29: Depart Bodo for Stockholm, Sweden (2 miles, 633 total miles)

5 July 2024: Friday

My train wasn’t scheduled to depart until 12:27 pm. But I set my alarm for 5 am to ensure I got everything done. I worked on the blog and transferred photos. I cleaned up apartment, washed dishes, bagged trash, showered, and packed Heidi tightly, before riding the bike to the train station two hours before departure. Arriving early with plenty of time to spare is how I keep my stress levels low. I sat for about ten minutes in a nearly vacant lobby. Three backpackers were sleeping beside three mounds of luggage. I figure their colleagues were out exploring the city. A young cyclist couple were reading a travel book and discussing plans in some language I didn’t recognize. They had taken up much of the lobby with their two bicycles blocking at least eight or ten seats. 

With two hours to spare, I rode half a mile to a Kiwi and bought a set of wireless airpods. I broke my earphones yesterday when I hopped off Heidi quickly on the shore of the Norwegian Sea. Forgetting they were still connected to my phone and my ears, I inadvertently snapped the volume button. A few weeks ago, I lost one airpod of a pair just a day after I bought them. 

I figure that since this train trip will last nearly two days, I can use some music and streaming distractions. Maybe they will even help me sleep.

So I invested another $50 for a new set while wondering how long this pair will last before I destroy or lose them.  

At least nowadays, every gas station and convenience store carry a whole host of electronic accessories for phones. 

Dimitro and me

What you don’t find readily available in Scandinavia are baggies or soft bread. I think they prefer hard bread. Also none of the kitchenettes I have rented has had a lid for the frying pans. 

Back at the Bodo Train Station, I met Dimitro, a 20-something Ukrainian soldier who suffered an injury to his leg in the war against the Russians a year ago. He had ridden a bike five days around Bodo. During that time, he has been in a rehab program at Trondheim, which was part of Norwegian military program. I didn’t ask for specifics, but he did say that he still needed some time for his leg to heal before he could return to Ukraine. 

The train ride was just as beautiful on this trip as the previous one. At one stop, I saw a cairn, or mound of stones, marking the Arctic Circle. 

Cairn at Arctic Circle

We changed trains at Trondheim around 11 pm. It was chilly, around 50 degrees with a brisk little wind. So, I sought shelter in a glass enclosure, presently for this reason, I suspect, on the platform. 

Day 30: Stockholm, Sweden (0 miles)

6 July 2024: Saturday

After my first 650-mile bicycle trip in 2020, my younger brother Darren told me I should get a better bike. If I was going to bikepack crosscountry, he recommended I get the best bike possible. Lightest one made with narrow road tires. With every subsequent trip, he was also worried about my safety. “There are a bunch of idiots (drivers) out there… I see them everyday,” he told me when I rode from Indiana to Florida. 

That’s what Darren did. He worried about those he loved, helped them any way he could, and often did without himself. A Sri Lankan mechanic told Darren’s family and me that during the worst days of COVID he and his entire family were sick with the virus. They couldn’t get out to even go to grocery shopping. Darren, who fell into the high risk category because of certain health issues, delivered groceries to the mechanic and his family, saying that those kids had to eat. 

That was Darren.

Naturally, I was worried about Darren’s health and wellbeing, and his safety while driving. He spent too many hours on the road. Late hours and long hours. But Darren was a good driver. Had driven professionally most of his adult life. 

I never imagined that a summer construction bottleneck on Interstate 69 and a faulty airbag would steal him from us. 

“I will work till the day I die,” he told me more than once over the past few years, but road construction accident is not what he had in mind, I am sure. 

Darren and I never spoke about funerals, but we both hated them. With the best intentions of raising courteous, God-fearing young Hoosiers, our mom dragged us to a host of viewings and funerals, at times against our will. 

This is just what good, conscientious Christians (I use the term loosely here) did. You paid your respects to those who have passed on. And you do it for the loved ones left behind. 

Mom was fascinated with death and frightened of it all at once. She just couldn’t look away when it brushed up against her. 

And I must admit that I too became infatuated with all things related to the hereafter. Still am in some ways, I suspect. In Vallonia elementary school, when Mr. Zabel instructed our 5th grade class to construct a building out of egg cartons, shoeboxes, and cardboard to insert into the tiny model town we were assembling, I built a funeral home. On the side of it, I posted promotions on signage that read: People are dying to get here and Sale: 2 for the price of 1. 

Darren and I also had our share of childhood tragedies, as did almost all of Brownstown school kids. When the three Skaggs brothers were killed, I was devastated. Darren’s best friend died out on Sand Lane while crawling through a sand tunnel. 

I teetered on the razor’s edge of my fascination with death, wanting my distance and protection from the grim reaper while exploring the afterlife through fiction writing, watching Sammy Terry movies, and a few hours work at a funeral home, when I would open the door for stricken loved ones. 

When I reached high school, I largely stopped attending funerals. Or, perhaps more accurately, I selected which services I would attend: Precious few. The year I graduated, I refused to attend my grandfather’s funeral. I had paid my respects to him in many ways while he was alive. And I could comfort the family in other ways. I didn’t need to attend official services for that.  

Due to a spate of farm robberies during funerals in Jackson County in 1978, I sat at that same kitchen window where men in the family had been sitting for generations on the day Guy Coleman was buried. With a shotgun in the corner, I guarded the farm. The vigil was justified. Despite the most recent farm robberies, a year or so earlier, a thief stole my grandfather’s newly-purchased ton truck right out of the barn lot while we were sleeping. He’d paid cash for it and had only carried liability insurance, so the loss was calamatous. 

Fortunately for me, no thieves showed up on the day of Guy’s funeral, and I was never put to the test. At 18 years old, I was not mature enough to make good life and death decisions with a shotgun. 

When my son died, we had a little memorial at the Kurtz cemetery in the freezing rain. We didn’t want a viewing or funeral services. In grad school at Indiana University, I helped a professor teach a course called “The Living and the Dead.” The class explored various rituals and practices that survivors performed for loved ones who passed on throughout history. For example, ever wonder why so many old cemeteries surrounded churches? In Europe and the US the “righteous” were buried in hallowed ground around the church to ensure entry into heaven. Certain categories of sinners could not be interred within the church property, and therefore could not be assured a spot in heaven. In various Asian cultures, families venerate relatives by arranging the departed’s photos, food, and flowers to a shrine. In Egypt, I researched the destitute farmers who migrated to Cairo decades ago and took up permanent residences, established businesses, and raised families in graveyards. 

Despite the curious fascination with death, Darren and I tried our best to avoid viewings, funerals, and services. Just after he passed in April of this year, I learned that just like me, he told his family that he did not want a showing or funeral services. 

When his wife and kids decided they would host a tiny private viewing for a dozen or so loved ones, I immediately opted out. Instead I took the youngest grandkids to Dave and Busters. The last thing I wanted was to visit the funeral home. I suspect Darren didn’t much want to be there either. 

Again on this 18-hour journey from Boda to Oslo, I managed to squeeze out three hours of sleep. I finished reading book one of Wayward Pines. It was good, but not great. 

It didn’t take me long to drop an earbud in between the two seats in front of me. I had to wake the man in front of me up and go around and finagle the earbud out while my seating companion used his phone’s flashlight.   

For the last three hours of the trip, two women past retirement age talked and talked and talked in some Nordic tongue. What is there to talk about for so long?

We arrived at Oslo Station on time a little after 6am. I had given myself about 6 hours just in case the earlier trains were delayed. I knew I had time to break Heidi down and put her in the bike bag.

Immediately, off the train, I bought two chocolate croissants and a coffee, then found myself the most unassuming patch of concrete under an escalator to sit and enjoy my breakfast.

The bathroom was way around the other side of the station and cost $2 per visit. Outside, I found an even more secluded corner where I dismantled Heidi, wrapped her in bike bag, and sat on the floor for the next couple hours, booking a hotel in Stockholm and ferry from Stockholm to Helsinki, Finland with a cabin. I checked out potential routes, distances, inclines, and accommodations from Helsinki to Turku, Finland.

I was nodding off, so I got up, lugged Heidi through the station to get lunch at a convenience store: A sausage and two of the thickest, chewiest chocolate chip cookies I have ever eaten. Like biting into a semi-baked slice of cookie dough. Heavenly. 

I donated a total of $6 to the Oslo Central Station lavatory system, one of the few things I dislike about Scandinavia. You need surgery; that is free. But you got to pee, you must dish two bucks. 

The train running 200 miles from Oslo, Norway to Gothenburg, Sweden is really a commuter trainer, designed for short trips. There are no assigned seats. There are grab straps dangling from the ceiling for the seat overflow. On my car, there were two talking vending machines. One for good coffee and the other for snacks. 

For a Saturday, the noon train busy, packed with tourists, a few on bicycles like me, and families with strollers, families with older kids, couples, teens, and others. Most came prepared with food in their bags. They shared bread and snacks and drinks. 

Unfortunately, trains in most parts of the US don’t operate this way. The commuter from Point of Rocks, Maryland, where we used to live, to Washington, DC, for instance, didn’t operate at all on weekends. And through the week, the schedule catered only to workers. So trains to DC in the morning and from DC in the afternoon. 

Imagine a family-friendly, affordable train that ran every hour to and from Seymour, Indiana to Louisville, Kentucky, or to Nashville, Tennessee daily. To Indy and Chicago and Cincinnati. Now, imagine that it stopped at every significant city or big town down along the way. So, you could hop on a train in Seymour at noon, and be in Nashville, Tennessee at 6pm for $90 per adult. No driving, no traffic, no gasoline, no parking fees, or hassles. You could catch a show, spend the night, and come home for another $90. For $300 round trip, you could take the whole family to Kings Island or Pigeon Forge. For $500 you could all go to the St. Louis Zoo and Six Flags. And so on.

Scandinavian trains have good charging outlets at every seat. Even in US airports, electrical outlets at your seat are hit and miss. 

On this Saturday, a little blond haired girl, probably in the first grade, sits with her mom and brother in the seats in front of me. They play cards and sing some songs in a Scandinavian language. 

As soon as we cross over into Sweden, the internet on my phone stops working. I moved to another seat and switch the SIM card Comviq, my Swedish SIM card. But it registers no data. My 30-day plan ran out. The WiFi on the train is not working. 

While mother sleeps, little girl plays by herself, sings silently to herself, making circles and figures in the air with her hands.

Most of the feeling is coming back to my fingers in my right and, and the rash on both hands is better since I haven’t been on the bike more than five hours in past week. 

I started and stopped about four novels. None of them were gripping. I start reading Wool, first book in the Silo series. My daughter and I watched Season One and loved it. So far the book is good.

The train barrels through several miles in Sweden at a speed that I haven’t seen since the Amtrak trip back from Arizona in January.

When I reach Gothenburg, I lug Heidi and the other bags into the train station. At the second convenience story, I buy a data top up plan. My phone works again. 

For this last leg of the trip, I bought a first class ticket. It wasn’t much more. Waiting outside Car One, an American couple about my age are the closest to the door. They speak to an intelligent European woman in her 60s for a few minutes. Somehow, I assume this woman is a university professor or intellectual of some time. She is polite. Informative. But somehow I get the impression that she has entirely too much knowledge in her head than she can effectively communicate to others. 

After she leaves for a second class compartment, the man becomes impatient. We are scheduled to depart in 10 minutes and the doors are not yet unlocked. The man walks up to the compartment window and peers through, not out of curiosity, it would appear, but to let the train officials know that he and his wife are out here on the platform, they are first class passengers, and it is time to open the doors. He returns to his spot beside his wife. After a minute, he tries again. Still it does not speed up the process.

When the cabin official gave the green light, the man presses the button, the air cylinder releases pressure, and the door swings out and to the side. He and his wife wasted no time in stepping on board and shoving their suitcase into the bottom rack. 

I am miffed at this American couple. But the truth is my bike wouldn’t fit into this tiny space anyway. Amtrak has an entire car for oversized baggage. I put my bike there. In Denmark, there is a special car where you can park your bike. In most Norway passenger trains, the system is even better. There is a tiny compartment in the dining car where you can hang your bike on a hook. Train officials lock the room, so everything is safe. But Sweden is another matter.

I ask the cabin official—a short, thin man in his late 20s, short red hair and trim mustache, “Can you help me with my bike?”

He suddenly has a grim look. “It is too big. It won’t fit.”

“I took it apart… It is 140 centimeters.” It is. I measured it twice. 

“Bring it,” he says and leads the way, while pulling up some specifications on his phone. “It can only be 80 cm x 40cm…” 

“On the website it says 140 cm,” I remind him.

He checks another page, maybe the public page. “140 cm x 85 cm…” he confirms.

About four cars down he leads me into the dining compartment and consults a strong, stern lady in her early 50s. She does not seem happy to see me. Staring at the bike, she looks up to appraise me, and says, “It’s too big”

“I am sorry for the hassle, but it is 140 cm. I measured it.”

The man leaves. He has important First Class passengers to attend to.

The problem is that the “information on the website is too big. We don’t have the room.”

She opens the doors and examines the baggage racks on the adjoining car. They were filled with large and small bags.

 “I can fit it up there,” I say, referring to the top shelve that reaches about to my shoulder. “If we can move those [other bags] around.”

“Are you sure it is 140 cm?” she asks.

“Yes, I am.”

She addresses the entire carful of passengers when she tells them, “Move all of these smaller bags and put them in the overhead bins.” Some people come and move the bags. Most ignore her.

“Whose is this yellow one?” she asks. And she continues until all of the smaller ones have been removed. 

After she’d left, I wrestled with Heidi and put her on the rack. She didn’t quite fit. 

A couple facing me in the front seat were laughing and looking at me. 

A young woman passenger helps me. Then she goes to her seat. I pull Heidi out, remove my helmet, turn her around. That doesn’t work. I turn her back, then find a way to fit her inside. Then I reinstall the helmet, zip her up, and head to my seat. The train is already moving.

“Thank you again,” I told the woman managing the cafeteria car. 

“Did you get it in?” she asks.

“I did.” 

Back at my seat, I finally can rest. In this car, I have a meal coming and there is free water and coffee and fruit. I grab an apple and the red headed man brings me a tray of food. By now, he is the perfect host. His sternness regarding Heidi’s size has been replaced with first class politeness.  

From behind me, I am privy to a conversation that a second man hailing from Alabama has with an American woman. They are both of retirement age. He sounds a little like, Dr Phil. “I’m a 20th century relic,” he tells her. He is showing her photos from his phone of “my oldest granddaughter, just graduated from high school. She is eighteen… Then her brother is 15… And then the youngest is 12. There’s a pretty good gap between them.” I don’t follow his logic. “My children like to relate themselves with what I did in my life…” So, he begins telling her how exciting he is. 

It is easy to imagine the man is a retired judge or a business owner of some importance in his circles. He is a large fish in his small Alabama pound, always quick with the judgement and tightfisted with the tact and empath. “Ignorant people…” he says. “In my opinion, it started with Watergate… Journalists became folk heroes… there’s not a single journalist I respect for because they” just tell lies.

I remind myself to observe human behavior without judgement. If I am going to become that better person whom I am always talking about, then I need to practice a little more tolerance myself. 

When I fall captive to these boisterous conversations, I must remember my experience many years ago when flying from Amman, Jordan to Baghdad, Iraq, in a tiny CPA-contracted aircraft run by a South African company, if I am not mistaken. It was operated out of Marka Airport, a small civilian airport. Only later when commercial airlines began traveling into Baghdad did flights operate out of the much larger Queen Alia International Airport. 

While returning from Jordan around 2003 or 2004, I was the unfortunate prisoner to a tortuous three- or four-hour conversation between two young American women that began while waiting in line. They were unintentionally loud, speaking nonstop about casual topics, more appropriate for sorority sisters than professional humanitarian or development workers. They shared gossipy tidbits about different CPA workers. 

This did not really surprise me. The Bush Administration had recruited a number of political debutants for CPA work, looking to add a stint in Iraq, no matter how brief, to their CVs. 

A couple years later, I was working for IREX in DC, and my work brought me into contact with an expert in Conflict Resolution and Peace from a well known think tank in DC. I was impressed by some of her Peace-building work that I read about on their website. We arranged a lunch and as soon as I saw her, I knew who she was. She was one of the flippant young women from that plane ride from Amman to Baghdad. Throughout the sushi meal and conversation, I struggled to reconcile that chatty sorority girl with this young professional sitting in front of me. She was articulate, modest, and intellectual. Gone were the garrulous conversations and immature comments, and in their place were thoughtful and logical analyses and insights. 

I came to realize that her personal conversations, flippant and crude as they may be, were her own. Not for public consumption or scrutiny. Certainly, nothing I heard on that day was anywhere as barbaric as some of my own comments when with trusted colleagues, particularly during my drinking years.

This young woman had done nothing wrong. And I shouldn’t judge her from personal conversations. I had been overly judgmental based on one seemingly endless conversation with another trusted counterpart. And whereas I kept my private conversations more isolated to match my introversion, she was an extrovert who didn’t mind others overhearing her conversations.

When we arrived at the Stockholm Train Station, I removed Heidi and reassembled her right on the platform. Pushing her into the station was much easier than carrying her in that stupid bag. 

I then rode three blocks to the Comfort Hotel Express.

From Amanda’s apartment in Bodø to the Comfort Hotel Express in Stockholm, the four-train journey took 34 hours. I had slept about 3 of those, so when sleep came at around 10 pm, I didn’t fight it.

Comfort Hotel Express ($84/night)

Kungsbron 1, Stockholm, 111 22 Sweden

Guest Blog: Bikepacking Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 27 and 28)

Day 27: Bodo, Norway (Loding and back): 22 miles, 610 total miles)

3 July 2024: Wednesday

Happy Birthday, Cassie!

The road, sidewalk, and grass are all slick with rain when I open my blinds at 6 am. Although no rain has been forecast, it pisses down rain all morning. It is overcast and 52 degrees outside and is not due to rise to about 55 all day. 

Around 9 am a good shower begins, but a maintenance man pushes a lawnmower across the street as if he doesn’t notice. Later, he comes to our side of the road and cuts the lawn inside the compound ignoring the cold mist. 

Around 11 am, the rain stops. Nothing more is forecast for the rest of the day, so I push Heidi onto the sidewalk and depart. Almost immediately, I make a mistake and have to backtrack half a block and get on the cycling path heading east toward Loding. 

Vehicle traffic is busy on two-lane highway 80, as I find myself jockeying for a meter of space. Soon, however, I get back on the bike path and continue at a good pace. I am probably riding between 15 mph and 20 mph much of the way. 

But the traffic is loud, so I explore an alternate route along the shore of Skjerstad Fjord. I stop at a mud path and try another route. That doesn’t work either, so I got back to the bike path along 80. 

There is more evidence along the route that people have been cutting grass in the rain. An abandoned, industrial riding-mower sits on the side of the road ahead of road construction. I see a few personal bikes lying in the grass or weeds. I pass small pins of horses and cows. 

At one tiny cove, I stop to take photos of moored row boats resting on the tranquil water. Stopped at the center of the Loding bridge to take photos.

I am enjoying the day. The solitude. Embracing my introversion. 

My mom used to criticize my bashfulness. Growing up, we always used the term bashful. Never shy or timid. Bashful. 

“You’re just like your dad,” she would say. “You wouldn’t say, ‘Shit,’ if you had a mouthful.” My family was nothing, if not a compendium of colorful Jackson Country phraseology. 

First of all, I am not sure that is true. Given a mouthful of feces, I am quite sure that I would have spoken up, even as a teenager. 

Second of all, I learned to come out of my inherent protective shell of silence and interact effectively in social settings. 

When I was 17, I worked for a plumber in Cincinnati one summer. My boss would send me to a plumbing supply store to buy certain items for a job. I would arrive smiling and shy, friendly, attempting to please these older men. All of the men I met there standing in line or milling about or making the sales were older and more experienced. Some brash and overbearing, arrogant, eager to take advantage of, or brush aside, a young kid. Maybe it was nothing more than just looking down on me for my inexperience. Or maybe they would try to advance in line. Intentionally try to embarrass me, poke fun. Ignore my voice or opinion. I was constantly disrespected. 

One day, I decided I would assume a different persona. That of an older, less friendly, more defiant young man. I stopped smiling. I peered back at anyone who stared at me. It was a conscious self-defense mechanism. 

The response was astounding. Without exception, these older men immediately began lending me the respect a tougher individual deserved. In some peculiar way, I was a different person. It was a mask, of course, but we all wear them. This was the first conscious mask I ever donned. 

Throughout adulthood, I have donned others. Selling cars to doctors, lawyers, policemen, construction workers… Teaching adults English to Afghan refugees. Given academic presentations before 200 scholars and university students in Jordan. Teaching undergraduates at Indiana University. Speaking to classrooms of high school parents in Spanish in Costa Rica. Interviewing for jobs. And on and on. We all do it. 

Around 12:15 pm, exactly one hour after I had departed the apartment, I arrived at Løding. Even with all of stops and abandoned detours, I averaged 11 mph. 

A young bike-packing couple passed me heading toward Bodo. I stopped to get my bearings for a few minutes and to decide if I want to ride deeper into Loding or head back. Although no rain was forecast, the clouds were telling the Hoosier farmer in me, that rain was on its way. 

I headed back over the bridge and almost caught up with the young couple, but then it started to rain. I had to stop and cover my front bag and my phone bag and put my camera away. After a few minutes the rain came harder. I had forgotten my backpack, so I stopped and covered it.  

After 20 minutes, the showers tapered off to a constant drizzle. I stopped at a Kiwi supermarket just 4.5 miles away to buy a few supplies. The tradeoff was to carry the extra weight vs walking in the mist a mile or so when I got back to the apartment. I wanted nothing more than to get back to the apartment and stream something.

So, I bought a few items, stuffed them into my back, and headed west toward Bodo. I was making great time. My legs had incredible strength now that I had rested several days and since half of my weight was still at the apartment. I passed the couple in their 30s who I had met at Loding. Perhaps they had stopped and gotten out of the rain for a while. 

I passed a man in his 40s, who was carrying considerable weight in his bike packs. I was beaming with a sense of pride. Today, I was the leader of the pack. I was the one passing. Within a short distance, none of them were even in sight. 

Then, as I reached my section of town, a red headed woman in her 20s passed me as considerable speed. I was taken down a couple notches. 

To make matters worse, within a block of the apartment, I saw a Kiwi supermarket. I didn’t have to buy the food 4.5 miles away and carry it all this distance. In fact, as soon as I saw it, I remembered seeing it as I headed out two hours earlier.

But I was happy to get to the apartment. After completing a ride, it was a pleasant and comforting feeling to arrive at an apartment already set up and stocked with a few groceries and my possessions was nice. I wouldn’t have to leave again. I didn’t need to ask for an early check-in time. Leave immediately for the supermarket. Or start searching for tomorrow’s accommodations. 

The first thing I did was remove my drenched clothes and toss them into the washing machine and started it. 

After I showered, I methodically smelled all of my clean clothes. About half of them still carried some degree of stench. I tossed the stinky ones into the washer for tomorrow’s final wash. I sat down and ate a bowl of granola with a sliced banana and peach yogurt while I streamed a TV program.

I started thinking that I really liked this new riding formula. I should do more of it. In the future, I could ride 40 or 50 miles, rent an apartment for three days to use as a base, ride out in different directions to explore and back every day. In fact, I could easily cover 25 miles per day in 2 or 3 hours. 

I did this once in Vietnam in the Mekong Delta, but that was it. 

About 9 pm, I dozed off. My alarm was set for 12:05 am to get a midnight ride in.

Midnight Ride above the Arctic Circle! 

Bodo Norway (3 miles, 613 total miles)

4 July 2024: Thursday

The Midnight Ride has been the highlight of my trip!

When I stepped on that train in Oslo, the farthest north I had ever travelled had been Oslo at latitude of 59.9 degrees north. By comparison, Minneapolis sits at 44.9 degrees, Chicago 41.8, and Indianapolis 39.7. 

Before Oslo, the farthest north was my recent visit to Stockholm 59.3 degrees. Many years ago, my wife and I visited Toronto, Canada (43.6 degrees north) and around the areas of Bangor, Maine (44.8 degrees).

Bodo is a port city with a population of 55,000. In 2024, the European Union designated Bodo as the European Capital of Culture of the year. The first time for a city above the Arctic Circle. 

The quaint little city rests just off the Norwegian Sea at a latitude of 67.2 degrees north, some 55 miles above the Arctic Circle. Bodo is completely north of Iceland; north of both Juno amd Fairbanks, Alaska; well north of St Petersburg, Russia; farther north than the vast majority of Siberia, and north of capital of Greenland, Nuuk. 

But Norway is blessed with a warmer climate than Alaska, Greenland, and Siberia thanks to the Gulf Stream waters that flow into the Norwegian Sea.

Even before my alarm went off at 12:05 am, I was awake. I dressed, ensured I had my key to get back in, and peddled out into the 52 degree air of the Midnight Sun. 

Since watching Al Pachino’s Insomnia, I have been fascinated with the Midnight Sun, the phenomenon by which the earth’s tilt in orbit toward the sun creates a twilight appearance during the darkest hours of summer night. 

The downside is that the Northern Lights are not visible, but given my abhorrence of the cold, I doubt I will ever witness those. 

As soon as I stepped into the cool air, I was awake. In fact, the overcast sky and 52-degree temperature is almost identical to the conditions I rode in yesterday, save the hour of rain and mist. Under the Midnight Sun, I am dry.

As I leave my temporary residential neighborhood, two taxis pass me going different directions. Several teens stand around two cars—one with its hood open—at a coin-operated, self carwash. A third car revs its engine as it leaves the pack. 

I turn west under the bridge and peddle toward town, the opposite direction of yesterday’s trip to Loding. Although the wind is only 2 degrees, the breeze I cause while riding chills my fingers, my face, and even my chest. I chose not to wear my coat because it is still drying. I washed it when I got back from the ride for the first time on the trip. It stank of a month’s sum of dried perspiration. 

Quickly, I reached downtown near the train station I arrived at on Tuesday. A few tourists exit a hotel, clearly sharing my general idea. At the port, there are already several cars awaiting the ferry. A man opens his car door to let his dog out for a walk. 

The mild sensation of euphoria has spread as a consequence of the adrenaline. The natural high lifts me as I watch a small ship purr across the tiny harbor. I close my eyes and smell the sea, odor of salt water, fish, and seaweed. 

As I ride through town, a surprising number of cars and pedestrians are moving about. Some just returning from the bars, which are still open, of course. But many are tourists, walking mostly in pairs, two young women, young couples. A small woman in her 40s tilts her head back and presses her lips forward playfully, as if awaiting a kiss from her much taller partner. He does not oblige. 

I peddle further, following the same route through the commercial center that I did two days ago, recognizing the contrast to the bustling streets late Tuesday afternoon. As an introvert, I prefer the tranquility of downtown Bodo. Time seems to slow for me. I can enjoy. Breathe in the experience. Let the Arctic Circle ambiance permeate my being. 

For a short period of time, the Midnight Sun, Heidi, the cool air, smell of the Norwegian Sea, closed shops, and I are one. I cross over to marina and peddle gently along the wharf soaking in the uniqueness of the sailboats proudly resting on the surface of the glimmering water. 

I pass a single cyclist, stopped, reading his phone. I greet a tourist couple wrapped in coats going in the opposite direction on foot. I curve around and follow a dock out into the bay until it reaches a small skerry protruding from the tranquil bay. I park Heidi and walk around. I take a few photos. Then I climb on her and ride back toward the city.

I stop about halfway to examine these large stones mounted on the sea wall every 50 feet or so. Some artisan has drilled a series of holes large enough to insert my fist through them from two different directions. Through the makeshift stone spyglass, I can see a patch of water on the other side.

At the end of the wharf, I greet a tourist couple ambling toward the sea. I curve around and head back north toward town but on a different street. I pass an open bar as a man sits outside looking at his phone. Further along, I pass a policeman sitting in his van checking his phone. I turn east and climb a healthy hill and come to rest at the top to catch my breath and study the Bodo Cathedral. A statue of a saint stands open armed in his niche just below the roof. 

A few blocks ahead I find two boys in their early teens parking their rented scooters. I have picked up the route I took on the first day. The rest of the trip back to the apartment is peaceful. Flat. Enjoyable.

Back in the room, I park Heidi, change my clothes, and send a few photos to loved ones. I wish my cousin, Happy Birthday!

At first, I think I may not be able to go back to sleep, but the adrenaline crash helps me sink into a deep sleep. 

What a ride!

Day 28: (18 miles, 631 total miles)

4 July 2024: Bodo, Norway

It is Kevin’s Birthday!

My second ride of the day, north along Norwegian Sea, was breathtaking. 

Throughout the city many parents were riding this cycling path with their young children leading on their own bikes. The healthy outdoor activity for parents and kids paves the way for adult legs and lungs that can climb hills with little effort and pass old American men struggling to keep up in years to come.  

After pushing Heidi up an extremely steep hill just outside of Bodo, the powerful Norwegian Sea came into view. From the top of the hill there was a park with hiking trails, picnic tables, a playground, and fields along the sea. As I peddled down into the park to get a better vantage point, a tall mother arrived from one hiking trail with two young children in tow. It was 58 degrees and all were dressed warmly, but the sun was out promising an increase in temperature. Mom sat down at a giant chessboard with knee high pieces while the kids explored the board. Over to the north, two kids in their 20s were tossing a frisbee. While the young man went to collect it from high weeds, the young woman began filming the coastline. 

As I ride down the hill hugging the coast, dozens of cars pass me going both directions every minute. The bluest water the planet has to offer casts a surrealistic visual between the bright sky, over skerries, and between mountainous rocks and vestiges of human habitat. A curved line of identical red boathouses serve as a convex bastion against the wharf, protecting boats moored in a network of docks against the Norse sea god, Njord. Dozens of matching two-story white homes form a semicircle of the shore to complete a circle of safety for the tiny Arctic seashore community.

Every few minutes, I must stop, but this time not to rest; rather, I want to photograph the beauty. Lock away a memory to share with others. 

The bike trail ends in a rocky path right along the shore. Adults are walking their dogs. A greeting earns me a stern look from a single man in his 50s.

Highway 834 leads me off the coast, past villages, through farmland, fields and fields of white plastic covered round bales of hay, horses in fields of tall weeds eating their fill, a tractor cutting hay, and miles and miles of lush rock formations and cliffs on the east. 

On the way back, I video chat with my cousin for his birthday. I show him the Norwegian Sea and its surroundings. I call my wife and share the vistas with her. I want to show Cassie, as a belated birthday gift, but she is still sleeping. 

Back at the apartment, I wash all remaining dirty clothes and hang them on the rack to dry. My gloves reek, so I wash them by hand. I set my alarm for an hour earlier. I need to get started about 5 am, and check out at 10:30 am. While the ride to the train station is only 15 minutes, I want to arrive plenty early for my 12:27 pm departure. 

At some point, I need to break Heidi down and fit her into the bike bag, but I decide to wait till Oslo, and do it on the platform. I have about six hours to kill there. And I need her operational tomorrow for the mile ride to the station. 

Guest Blog: Bike-Packing Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 25 and 26)

Day 25: train to Bodo, Norway (.5 miles, 586.5 total miles)

1 July 2024: Monday 

Around 5 am, I am awake in the cramped sliver of hotel living space. Since my train doesn’t leave until almost 11 pm, and the late checkout is at 2 pm, I have nine hours to kill. 

But the additional hours are oddly relaxing. Typically, my anxious nature would increase my stress until I find my seat on the train, but I have learned to tame my anxiety a little better. It’s a good exercise for character growth. 

I make coffee in the room, heating water in my new electric kettle and pouring hot water through a makeshift coffee filter fashioned from the top of a soda bottle. It works surprisingly well. 

Breakfast is included today, so read while I eat tiny croissants that I stuff with bacon and drink orange juice. The rest of the offerings are not worth mentioning. Even my room coffee is better than theirs. 

I read until 9:30 am when I walk over to Bike Brothers and purchase the bike bag that I will need for the train to Sweden from Karel. Although they don’t open until 10 am, he lets me in, makes the sale, and gives me some suggestions about using the bag. Essentially, try not to dismantle too much of the bike. 

My hands are now a wreck. Although I apply cream about ten times a day, they haven’t recovered from the shower two days ago when I washed my clothes and wrung them out and dangled them all over the tiny shower pod and across the room. The itch and burn, spore-like hives have formed on the pads of my palms, between my fingers, and on the tips amid the blisters and scabs. A constant process of hives appearing, bubbling with blisters, bursting to reveal vulnerable flesh, forming scabs, drying and cracking, to permit a fresh wave of hives and blisters that have become a daily routine. Although I haven’t used riding gloves since Friday, the showers, hand laundromats, and handwashing ensure the perpetuity of the disorder.

I have become the master hand washer of clothing, almost perfectly masking the stench of body odor and cycling sweat with cheap laundry pods. One whiff of the air dried laundry and I am certain that all but the closest of passersby will be unaware of just how strong and unpleasant I smell. 

A little before 2pm, I pack Heidi, check out, and roll her into the storage room. As I walk outside, I notice two good bikes with helmets propped in the entryway out of sight of receptionist, vulnerable to theft. How can owners do this to their children?

I walk down to the port and order a Moose Sausage from The Sausage Factory, one of the five food trucks permanently affixed in a semicircle on the place where the streetcars pass every few minutes and throngs of tourists stroll. A woman kneels so that her toddler can take a bite of one end of her foot-long sausage while she bites into the other end. I eat my sausage at the standing table, which I can never get used to. 

Just around the corner of the ornate town hall, I find a coffee cup for my wife at a souvenir shop. The owners are a couple. A tall Norwegian man with a British accent and his Asian wife. He tells me he’s been to Las Vegas. “The only city I ever visited where the pilot wished us good luck after we landed.” He’s probably been using that line on American customers for the last two decades.

One good thing about the hotel is that it has lots of comfortable lobby space. I select a chair in the corner and read, drink coffee, charge my phone, exchange text messages on WhatsApp and Messenger with family and friends, check the news, and read more until I finally finish the second book in the trilogy. But I have had my fill of the Winter World for now. While the narratives are fascinating, they lack a depth of character description and detail, as if the author is rushing through the story to get to the end (although they are 450 pages each).

I find a few more potential reading options and download the samples. I walked up to the 7-Eleven a few blocks away and buy a sausage. For one third the price, it is better than the one at The Sausage Factory. Across the street, I order two chocolate cookies. The man lifts the first one off the display with tongs, but he doesn’t like it for some reason. It is bent and hard. So, he sets it to the side and gives me the two best looking ones.

I leave the shop and head back to the hotel reading something on my phone, but a couple blocks later, I see Bike Brothers. I have made a wrong turn. Since I have time to kill, I don’t stress. I just turn around and head back in the right direction.

When the clock ticks down to about 2 hours before departure, I ride and push Heidi the seven blocks to the Oslo Central Station. Every five minutes, a recorded mechanical female voice on the loud speaker explains first in Norwegian and then in English that some train routes have been cancelled through August due to scheduled construction. Transfer buses have been established to carry passengers to key destinations. Indeed the main Solari board has an entire section dedicated to cancellations and another section for transfer buses. 

My first train was scheduled to leave at 10:56 pm to Trondheim, where I am supposed to wait an hour and then board a train to Bodo (pronounced boda, rhyming with soda). Since I am so early, my trip is not even registering on the Solari board. I need help.

Under an information umbrella stands a half dozen train station employees, available to direct, guide, and advise uncertain passengers like me. A young lady tells me my train to Trondheim is on time. At 10:56 pm, it will arrive at Platform 4. 

Heidi and I stroll over to the Platform 4 entrance. The overhead platform sign reads: 10:50 pm train to Trondheim has been cancelled.

Odd. My train indeed goes to Trondheim and is scheduled to leave from Platform 4, but the planned departure time 10:56 pm, not 10:50 pm. 

So I go back to the young woman, and she tells me the same. A train official who is about her age but wearing civilian clothes—probably on his way home—tells me that I should wait until 20 minutes before planned arrive and then find one of the train officials on the platform and ask them. This makes sense.

A veiled, Muslim woman about 25 years old adds, “Yesterday, the same thing happened. They marked it cancelled because of a time change. When it changes by a few minutes, they cancel it and reschedule it for another time.” That also makes sense particularly because the platform sign said the 10:50 train had been cancelled. My train is supposed to be 10:56 both according to the first young woman and according to my paper ticket.

Moose Sausage

So, I thank them and go look for my comfort food. A sausage. But there is no place to lock Heidi up where I can watch her. The station is thick with passengers milling about. Some of them would love to bike-nap Heidi, I am sure. So I push Heidi up into a 7-Eleven with no doors inside of the station and ask the young Pakistani woman if I can come inside with the bike.

She gives an empathetic nod, and I order a sausage and a Pepsi Max. After I pay, Heidi and I go down the ramp to Platform 4. Heide and I are alone on the platform, with good reason. It is windy and cold down there. But Heidi doesn’t seem to mind. After I finish my third sausage of the day, it is approaching 9:30 pm. I begin thinking that if I am transferred by bus to somewhere around the construction work but not all the way to Trondheim, I have to leave early. Buses usually are slower because they have to deal with stoplights and traffic. 

So we roll back into the main station. This time, all of the information people have gone. Shift change?

I park Heidi by column beside a Somali man speaking on the his phone so I can monitor the Solari board. When the Somali sees me arrive, he continues talking but bends down and picks up his plastic bag of valuables or purchases and walks away without ever missing a beat in his conversation. The way I look and smell, who could blame him.

Indeed the bus transfer section has a statement that I missed before: Buses leave before the schedules train time. 

For the next half an hour, I watch Heidi closely to prevent bike-napping and study the overhead board. While I am not really stressing, I am not looking forward to a confusing bus ride. What a hassle!

Finally, my train to Trondheim appears on the board as departing at 10:56 pm from Platform 4.

So, I head back. This time, however, the platform is about half full. I push Heidi down to Section E, where Car 4 will stop. Car 4 is where Heidi will spend the trip. A young 35-year-old German man pushes his bike near me and checks his phone, like me.

When the train comes, a very nice train official in charge of the cafe car, asks me to wait while she boards and unlocks the door. Two minutes later, she helps me load Heidi. And the German man helps me lift Heidi in the air so that her front tire rests on a thick, steel hook. Then I help him with his. 

I go find my window seat in Car 5, close enough I can check on Heidi from time to time. 

A young Arab man in his 30s takes the aisle seat beside me. He speaks on the phone softly for about 20 minutes. His talking doesn’t bother me, he takes the center armrest. 

Although I am really tired, I can’t sleep. Just like an airplane, my legs and arms and head just can’t find simultaneous comfort. The seat reclines enough, but nerves and blood vessels in my arms and legs seemed to become pinched in just about every position. I cross my arms, I uncross them and lay my hands on my lap, I try one arm on the deep window sill, I peel off my hoodie and bundle it as a pillow, I recross my arms. Nothing works. 

Just before midnight, outside the window, however, I witness magic. The sunset casts a surrealistic light show against the dark mountains, over the long stretches of cold, gloomy water. The light gray sky contrasts the dark purple clouds, dangling from the heavens, as if Nature is painting on the canvas of the universe.

This is Norway!

Day 26: Arrive in Bodo, Norway (1.5 miles, 588 total miles)

2 July 2024: (Tuesday)

In cafe car, a blond woman in her 20s wearing a black tracksuit talks on her phone and writes notes in a notepad. Perhaps she is a university athlete studying for a class, or a physical education instructor preparing her class plan. 

I have given up on sleep in the early hours of the morning. The sun has not arisen so it is well before 3 am. So, I drink coffee and read. I have landed on Recon, by Tarah Benner, a post-apocalyptic novel. It is OK, but not great. 

A heavy man in his 40s and his girlfriend about the same age sit between the woman in the tracksuit and me. The couple drink coffee, joke, and occasionally laugh with the young woman. The man constructs a paper plane and announces he will send it in flight in my direction. His partner hops to her feet and steps into the narrow aisle to receive it, but once in the air, the aircraft strays off target and nearly hits me. They couple laughs with embarrassment, excuse their error, and move closer to the center of the car for the next flight. 

Meanwhile, a man in his thirties sits in a booth diagonal from me and huddles over his coffee with a foot of dark brown hair dangling over his face while he stares out the window. I wonder if he always keeps combing his hair to cover his eyes or if he is particularly disheveled this morning.

The four of us are the dregs of Midnight Train from Oslo to Trondheim while the rest of the world sleeps.

Back at my seat, I notice that the people in the front rows have gone. These are premium seats that face each other. The Arab knows that. He has already taken up the accommodation on the left of the aisle stretching his legs out on the seat across from him. 

With a little more space to myself, I experiment with my feet, arms, and head, trying endless combinations of positions while hoping one will allow me a little sleep. But it is no use. I copy the Arab’s actions and squat in the remaining set of premium face-to-face seats, prop my feet on the seat across, and nod off.

Maybe 15 minutes later, I am awaken by the blond woman in the track suit who has sat down opposite me just one seat over. She has a large, heavy duffle bag, backpack, and three notebooks. As I move my feet to give her more room, she insists I keep my feet resting in the seat. She is mumbling in Norwegian and I incoherently grunt some sounds in English, but we communicate.

In this position, I am able to glean another 45 minutes of light sleep over the next couple of hours. The woman is still meticulously combing through an academic article or chapter from a textbook on her phone while jotting the occasional note. I try some different combinations, but by 5 am, I know I am defeated: Sleep is not in the cards for now, so I go to the cafe car to grab a cup of coffee.

“Is it a refill?” A different woman asks. The first woman must have gotten off the train somewhere. 

“Yes,” I say. She waves me off.

As I sip my coffee, I stare outside. Drizzle sprinkles the train window. The sun is up properly now. The train slices through miles of picturesque landscape. Each vista more enchanting than the last.

A sole pony stands on a green hillside at the edge of a farm. Rivers wandering through Forests of Scots pine and Norway Spruce and thin strips of birch. Clouds of fog drift over a tranquil valley here. A tiny network of roads woven through dozens of hillside farms and homes there. 

At Trondheim, I meander back to Car 4 to rejoin with Heidi. The German is already there. A Norwegian woman in her 70s has joined us. I help the German lower his bike to the platform. The Norwegian woman wants no help from young whippersnappers like the German or me. She hops down first to leave her saddle bags, then comes back to the car as the train attendant helps her lower the bike to the platform. The German helps me lower my bike. 

We get in line at the elevator, go down to the tunnel at Level 1, cross the tunnel, and ride the elevator back to Level 1. The tiny station is filled with passengers. I lean Heidi against a ticket machine portraying a printer paper with a sign reading “I Ustand” (Out of Order is written in English below). 

The German is trying to call his family to video chat with them. He watches Heidi while I go to the toalett and then buy a coffee and a pastry.  

When I get back, the Norwegian lady has arrived. Both the lady and the German go for coffee. In the back of the station, a new young cyclist arrives. I want to wave him over to our group where we can watch his bike but he doesn’t see me. 

The German will ride his bike up to the northern most tip in Norway, he says. He has been averaging about 85 or 90 miles per day over 5 or 6 hours, until now. With the hills, he says he knows it will be slower going. That is double what I ride. 

Like me, he only started riding in 2020. 

The Norwegian lady and I head back to Platform 4, where our train is due to arrive soon. She will also go to Bodo, where she will ride her electric bike five days north. The other young man is Italian. His English is poor and my Italian is worse, so we don’t communicate much. I learn that he is 29 and will turn 30 tomorrow. 

The train surprises us with a last minute change to Platform 3, but that is right behind us, so we roll over there in about 30 seconds. Once we have secured our bikes, I go off to my seat, this time in Car 3.

I settle down for a 10-hour ride, hoping I can sleep better on this leg.

A Spanish couple and their two teenage kids sit in the premium seats, this time two rows in front of me. 

I do doze a little, wrestling a 15-minute span here, and 10 minutes there. After a while, I give up and head to the Cafe car. 

From the window, I witness fjord after fjord, moss-roofed cabins, hills blanketed with pine and spruce forests, verdant valleys covered with carpets of trees, fern, moss, and grass. As we approach the Arctic Circle, the population density decreases. I see fewer homes and barns and roads. Gorges of black rock facilitate the flow of rivers and streams. Lakes become more abundant. Tree ridges rise above tree ridges, escaping into the afternoon fog, reminiscent of Colorado. 

Hills streaked with tiny glaciers or wide swaths of snow have endured the nonstop summer daylight. Norway is home to more than 1600 glaciers. 

The occasional field is dotted with white round bails of hay. The occasional blacktop road sports the occasional car. 

The natural treasures give way to commerce, small buildings, homes, and streets as we enter small cities. 

I finish the book, but that is the last of Tarah Benner I will read. The book has its moments, but is it all about romance, emotional gut punches, predictable fear and violence for the sake of violence. The characters are one dimensional. I need to find something more sophisticated for the way back. My trip will be twice as long.

Bodo can’t come soon enough. I am fed up with the train by the time we get there. The Spanish family seems to talk incessantly. Vale, vale, vale… The blond haired lady beside me in her 50s is escorting her parents who are at least in their 70s, who sit directly in front of us. They are not problematic in any way. I just feel crowded. I stink and my clothes stink. The food is pretty bad on this train. And I can’t find a good book.

Marvin Gray’s novels are much better!

In Car 4, four more bikes have joined since we boarded. All have blocked me in. So, I help the Italian get his bike down first. The Norwegian lady lets me help her this time. I help the others. At least one is an American in his late 40s. 

I am the last to get my bike off the hook. The Italian has waited for me. He helps me get Heidi to the platform. We can’t communicate much, but he seems like a really good kid. 

Because I get turned around, I end up riding almost 2 miles to the apartment, when it should have just been over 1 mile. It is cold and windy, and my jacket is at the bottom of my under-the-seat bag. So I ride on awkwardly straddling my bulky bike bag, constantly balancing and shifting it back onto the center bar. I mounted it here for the train ride, not to cycle with. 

Amanda meets me at the dormitory-like apartment building five stories high that is constructed from concrete. 

“Are you going to take the bike inside?” she asks. “They will just take it.”

I love for Heidi to stay in the same room with me, so this is music to my ears. At the door, Amanda unlocks the studio apartment door and hands me the key and bids her farewell.  Not a nosy landlord. I like it.

I also like the apartment. No oven and no coffee maker or hot water kettle, but I still have mine. It has already paid for itself. 

Immediately, I head off for the nearby mall. They have these really interesting malls here that start in one block, cross over the street, move down a different block. They are not always rectangular or perpendicular either. So, I wander past one supermarket up the moving walkway to the second floor, cross down some hallways, down another moving walkway, around some corners and find a second supermarket. I buy several things I need, including laundry pods and sausage and head back to the apartment. It is already past 7pm.

Hundreds of people are flowing into the Nordslandshallen (Nordslands Hall, or the provincial convention center.) I ask a couple why and they say Bryan Adams is performing. That news cuts me like a knife.

I put almost all of my clothes in the washing machine and turn it on. I have the long sweat pants, but no shirt left. But I am not going out and no one is coming over, so I shower. 

Amanda writes me a message. “Hey. Forgot to put sheets for the couch, can my husband bring that?”

I first think about a shirt. I really would like to have a shirt on when he comes. But the only thing I can think of is my coat. But that would be even more awkward than being topless when he arrives.

No sooner do I answer, Yes, than a knock on the door erupts. 

Her husband hands me the sheet and pillow case for the sofa-trundle bed, and I ask him to help me with the WiFi code. He is a nice man, also in his 20s. He connects me. 

As soon as he is out the door, I put sausages in the skillet and remove my clothes from the washing machine. There is no dryer, but there is a clothes rack. It takes up most of the bathroom when fully extended, but it works. 

When everything is laid out, I noticed I am missing a black shirt. Then I remember: I put it in the bag where I carry my battery. Sure enough, there it is. Typical Craig.

I stream The Boys while I eat my sausages with Scandinavian potatoes salad. Not bad. Better than anything I got on the train. 

By 9:30 pm, I can no longer keep my eyes open. I haven’t slept more than three hours in the past 40. 

AirBnB Studio Apartment: Hålogalandsgata 128, Bodø, Nordland 8008, Norway ($95/night)

Guest Blog: Bike-packing Across Scandinavia (Days 23 and 24)

Day 23: Oslo, Norway (1 mile, 586 total miles)

29 June 2024 (Saturday)

According to one customer review, Bike Brothers is the best bicycle repair shop in Oslo. At 9:35 am, I am sitting on their steps, nearly half an hour before they open. The way I figure it, even if they are swamped today, they will take a look at Heidi since I am there waiting for them to open. 

A tall man in his 40s walked past me while I waited. I greeted him and he returned the greeting with a smile. 

Karel is the next person to arrive. In his late 30s or early 40s, he is one of the shop owners. About six foot tall. Black, messy hair and short black beard. He is a people person.

“Back tire?” he asked me, apparently confusing me with a customer who has called in.

“No, I didn’t call.”

“Oh ok,” he said as he unlocked the door, then holds it open as I push Heidi through. 

“I hear you are the best bike repair shop in Oslo,” I said. 

He smiles. “Where did you hear that?”

“A review I read.”

I explain that I have ridden about 800 or 900 kilometers and would like them to check her chain, replace it if necessary, and check her gears. They don’t seem to be changing the same as before.

“It should be ready by about 12 o’clock,” he said.

About a half a block away, I see the same man in his 40s that I saw earlier. He is resting on a stack of long IKEA boxes, sticking out of the hatch of his car. I walk past. Stop. And go back. 

“Do you need help?” I asked him.

He looks up at me from his resting position. It is clear he is catching his breath. 

After a short pause, he said, “I would love some help.”

When he stands, I realized he is about 6’3”. 

The big man’s name is Fred Archer, an economist and engineer working for Norway’s largest oil company: Equinor.

These boxes weigh around 100 pounds and are about 8 foot long, 18 inches wide. 

“Book shelves?” I asked while carrying the first from the car to the lobby of his apartment building. We stack it beside the one he has carried by himself.

“No, for hanging clothes.” They are wardrobes. 

After we’ve finished carrying the next four, he asked me. “Do you think you could help me carry the others to the apartment? We can use the elevator.”

“Of course,” I responded, albeit without much enthusiasm. 

The first box barely fits into the tiny elevator, but we make it into his apartment that smells and looks of remodeling: Fresh paint and drop cloths. We laid the box on the floor in one of the bedrooms beside two other boxes that he managed to get up by himself. 

While we carry the rest, Fred explained that he moves into the apartment in the next two weeks, so he has a lot of work to do. He also talks about the Norwegian economy based on a healthy relationship between the working population, government, and private sector. 

“So even if you work at McDonalds, you can save money to take a vacation to the United States.” His implication is one I have heard again and again. The middle class is large, the gap between the wealthy and impoverished is smaller than the US because taxes and government spending is intentional and harmonized, a workers out of pocket costs for health care, transportation, food, and other necessities is much less than other countries. Bernie Sanders has been pushing for these types of reforms in the US for a long time. But it is not going to happen in my lifetime.

These datapoints nourish other observations I have about quality of life, happiness index, universal health care, more conscious social protection programs, balanced budget, annual surplus, no national deficit, strong private sector, public security, culture of exercise, focus on renewable energy, and many other factors and measurements.

Regarding longevity, out of 237 countries, Sweden is 16th place and Norway 18th with a lifespan of nearly 84 years. Finland ranked 33 with nearly 83 years, Denmark 41 at just over 82 years, United States at 62nd place with just under 80 years of age. 

Without assigning any judgement, I ask myself, if four years more of longevity, increased happiness, and greater security are worth a reformed society. A society where the house we worked all our lives for cannot be taken away from us when we retire and get sick just to pay health care costs? A government that allows inheritance to flow freely to our children without taxation? At the very least, are there important lessons that the US can learn from these countries? 

Fred asked about my trip, and I explained that I hope to buy a ticket for Bodo above the Arctic Circle. 

Fred said, “I used to live in Bodo… It is the northern most city with an airfield… Not to provoke the Russians,” the Norwegian government decided not to construct an airbase any further north. Half of the city, he said, “was military base… and the other” he struggles for the word “civilian.” 

During WWII, Fred explained, “The Germans bombed all of the homes but saved the church and the brewery… the things most important to them.”

He also encouraged me to visit “Kjerringoy… it is a beautiful… This one place on the rocks where the sea comes in and there is this—I don’t know the word in English—maelstrom,” the powerful churning whirlpool in the sea.

This is Fred’s second language, and yet he knows the word maelstrom. This is my native language, and I only know maelstrom in the context of violent turmoil. 

After I bid Fred farewell, I head down to the train station, which is more than a mile away. 

A couple blocks away, I noticed a man in his 60s walking two schnauzers. One barked at me.

“She’s protective,” I tell him.

“No, she’s autistic,” Yan said. “She has a hard time communicating. So this is the only way she knows.”

“I didn’t realize that dogs could be autistic,” I said.

“Me either. Not until she was diagnosed… In the UK. I lived 20 years in the UK.” He went on to explain that autism in dogs is rarely diagnosed. Dogs are often abandoned because their owners give up up on them. They think that their behavior is bad. 

“In Norway, the doctors tell me to” he opens his fist as if discarding a piece of rubbish “to leave her… The British doctors give me” medicine to calm her.

“She is the sweetest dog,” he said.

A large woman walks past us nursing an infant on the go. 

Yan smiled. “That is a first… Norwegian freedom (for you.)”

 By now, I was at least a half a mile off course. It is hard to concentrate on Google Maps while walking and talking to a man about his autistic dog. So I excuse myself and get back on the right track.

Closer to the train station, I walked through a park, where a handful of demonstrators have staged a demonstration. Their protest signs remain and one man is playing Norwegian protest music, I suppose, but there is a lull in the demonstration on this Saturday morning.

At the train station, I stand in line for about 15 minutes before a customer service representative can help me. I buy tickets for Heidi and me from Oslo to Bodo and back. Sunday is booked, so I buy for Monday night. They tell me that they cannot sell me tickets to Stockholm with Heidi. I have to buy them online directly from the SJ.SE. I have the app, so I figure that I will figure it out later. 

I walk back to Bike Brothers, pay Karel $100 for the new chain and service, and ride Heidi back to the hotel. In the lobby, I decided pay for another night, since I know my train doesn’t leave until Monday night. I am bracing for the $175/night but by booking directly with them, the cost is only $85/night including breakfast. This is the first evidence that I have found that Booking.com and Orbitz are taking advantage of travelers. I need to be more thorough when booking in the future. Precisely what Tim told me in Denmark. 

With Heidi parked safely in the room, I go back outside and walk about a mile round trip to the supermarket. I get turkey, salami, cheddar cheese, bread, potato salad, bean salad, and yogurt for lunch and supper. I get a few other things, like napkins, coffee, and Coke Zero. Even at that, the total is $38. 

By the time I get back to the room, it is nearly 1pm and I have walked four miles. Blisters are forming on my feet. 

My two fingers on the right hand are still partially number. The rash on both hands are worse. I eat, start the new book, and nap. I wake up at 3 pm. I continue reading.

I am genuinely grateful for the break. While I love my riding trips, as difficult as they are, I also enjoy my down time. Finally, I have found a series of books that I am interested in. I haven’t streamed TV for, what, four nights? 

My body needs the rest. My legs are always sore, which I don’t mind much. The fingers on the right hand are a bit of a nuisance, though. And I am exhausted. After I eat again, I lay back down and read. 

By 6:30 pm, I cannot keep my eyes open. I succumb to a heavy, warm cloud of sleep. 

Day 24: Oslo, Norway (rest day)

30 June 2024 (Sunday) 

After nearly 10 hours of sleep, I awake to a swollen right hand. The rash is back in full swing, similar to the condition in Vietnam 18 months ago. However, the partial numbness in the two fingers of the right hand and the swelling are additional complications. 

To make matters worse, I have to wash a few clothes by hand, and when I am done my hands are washed of all natural oils. The detergent has also irritated them. Blisters form on the padded flesh below the last three fingers. And the blisters rupture. 

Throughout the day, I apply cream constantly to both hands, and I incessantly open and close the right hand in an effort to regain feeling in those fingers. Both measures help some. 

For some unknown reason, I have been thinking about John. When I worked in construction right out of high school, John was my supervisor. He was in his late 30s or early 40s. Born in Paducah, Kentucky, he carried a pronounced accent. He was thin and wiry, a bit shorter than me, but had an internal source of energy and optimism that was contagious. 

John called me and the rest of his close counterparts, Babe. “Thanks, Babe… Can you hand me that wrench, Babe?” 

I had a previous supervisor, whom I trusted and respected, who hated John. He told me, “He will get you killed” because his is so reckless and irresponsible on the job.

In construction, particularly working on heights, no one can afford to be irresponsible. 

So, before I even met John, I also disliked him. 

But soon after I was assigned to John’s supervision, I began to appreciate certain qualities. Most of all, he taught me, there is a solution to every problem.

“If there’s a will, there’s a way, Babe,” he once told me while installing fire protection sprinklers in a factory in Tennessee. 

I was also attracted to his optimism. He was highly intelligent although not particularly well-educated. So, the can-do attitude matched with the optimism, allowed him to find solutions that others might miss.

Once, I drove to his house on Saturday, where he helped me construct a waterbed frame, saving me several hundred dollars. I grew to like John a lot. Trust him.

However, he did have a bent toward carelessness. He had a multi-million dollar lawsuit against a tool manufacturer (ladders, I think) because he had fallen and broken both ankles many years earlier. 

In Tennessee, he allowed another co-worker to climb on top of a moveable overhead lifting beam the width of a warehouse. The other man pulled the controls up with him and rode the beam up and down the building installing steel pipe. 

In Atlantic City, we worked on the Golden Nugget Casino as it was being constructed in single digit weather. There were no walls on the construction at that time, and we were working on the third floor. So the ocean wind whipped non-stop across steel and concrete frame of the building to chill us to the bone. We would work for 45 minutes, then come back to the tiny construction trailer and warm up for 15 minutes. 

The work involved leaning two 20-foot extention ladders against steel columns and carrying a 200-pound pipe on our shoulders—he at one end and I on the other—step by step until we reached the top of the ladder. From there, we would balance ourselves and the pipe while attaching hangers, or harnesses, to I-beams. It was cold, dangerous work. I insisted that we rent one or two arial platform lifts to lift the pipe. We could stand in the buckets and safely lift the pipes to the required height, and then attach them to the beams. 

But John was in too much of a hurry for that. And he didn’t want to appeal to home office in Indianapolis for the additional equipment and costs. Plus, it had been my idea, and his ego wouldn’t allow him to succumb to the idea.

My 20-year old ego wouldn’t allow me to succumb to the idea that we were already working in horribly cold conditions and to add the additional danger of climbing those ladders and risk a fall. 

So, I nagged and pouted. And he became indignant and bossy. Finally, until one day, we had a bad argument. He called the office to report that he could no longer work with me, so I was recalled to Indianapolis. 

I was frustrated with the situation and embarrassed at my immaturity. But equally defiant, refusing to admit my mistake.

About six months later, I received a call from a friend. He explained that John was working in Indianapolis on a job where he was using a bucket lift to install pipes. He threw a bundle of hangers over his should, climbed 15 foot to the bucket, but he had forgotten to insert safety pins in the bucket, so when he grabbed the top rail, the bucket bounced. John lost his footing and fell backward. The back of his head struck a two-inch piece of rebar sticking out of the concrete. He died immediately.

I was extremely saddened by the tragedy. I also realized for the first time that I loved John. He was a real friend. Our fight was like that of good friends. Another realization struck me: Had I not stood up for my own safety in New Jersey, I could have been with him on this job in Indianapolis. Perhaps I would have been the one who died. Or, maybe I could have saved him somehow. Convinced him to be more careful. But none of that mattered now. It was all too late.

But at 20 years old, what did I know? I was just a dumb, know-it-all kid. True, I was a very talented, hardworking and intelligent youth, but I was equally immature, stubborn, and defiant. I thought I had the world figured out, had unlocked its essential codes for advancement in a world just begging to be tamed. I had little patience for the opinions of others. At least until tragedy or horror struck, something jolting enough to reconnect me with sobering reality. 

In other words, I learned most lessons the hard way. 

In Oslo, it is Sunday. Around 11:30 am, I left the room. I walked past along the University of Oslo campus, National Theatre, and Norwegian Parliament. Although it was only about 60 degrees, hundreds of local and international tourists milled about, tugging suitcases on wheels, toting backpacks, pushing strollers, snapping photos, or laughing and smiling. An old man sat on a street corner in the shade and played an accordion. A thin, fit mother playfully shoved her teenage son—who was at least six inches taller—knocking him off balance as they walked and joked. I recognized Spanish, English, French, Arabic, and a host of Scandinavian languages. 

I ate at McDonalds and purchased an extra sandwich for supper. I walked to the Joker, a convenience store, that had bad ratings because of poor customer service because many outlets were closed today. I bought a few things for the room. The teller was friendly enough. 

Since arriving in Norway, I’ve noticed that about 1/3 of all pedestrians are carrying on conversations on their phones as they walk. I would guess that in the US that number drops to about 10 percent, but for some reason, it appears that as soon as locals walk outside, they take advantage of that trek to engage someone in a conversation: Spouse, child, lover, aunt, parent. 

I read and read and read. I worked in an hour nap as a special treat to myself. By 8:50 pm or so, I had almost finished the second book in the Winter World series. I am quite pleased with the downtime. 

Starting tomorrow, I will be on a train for nearly 20 hours on the way to Bodo, above the Arctic Circle, where the sun never sets at this time of the year. I rented an apartment there for three days, planning to do some riding from that point. Try to get one midnight ride in.

Then, I ride back to Oslo and on to Stockholm, although I have some obstacles to overcome. One, is I have to break my bike down and store it in a bike bag in order to take it onto the train in Sweden. That means I have to buy a bike bag on Monday.

Popcorn Flavored McFlurry

On the SJ.SE application, I found that indeed I can’t take Heidi in one piece, but if I dismantle her, pack her in a bike bag, then I can take her as luggage. I bought the ticket from Oslo to Stockholm on the app, allowing me about a 5 hour layover in Oslo. 

All in all, if everything goes smoothly, my trip will look like this:

  • Friday (July 5): depart Bodo at 12:27 pm
  •                           arrive Trondheim at 22:13 
  •                         depart Trondheim at 23:17
  • Saturday (July 6): arrive Oslo at 06:50 am
  •                                     depart Oslo at 11:58 am
  •                             arrive Goteborg at 15:45
  •                           depart Goteborg at 16:24 
  •                           arrive Stockholm at 19:30 pm

This is a lot of switching and changing, and very little sleep. And it will be stressful. But also fun. Hopefully, I can relax a little and read.

Guest Blog: Bike-Packing Across Scandinavia (Days 21 and 22)

Day 21: Drammen, Norway (39 miles, 556 total miles, 1000 ft incline)

27 June 2024: Thursday

My ring finger and pinky on my right hand are going numb! Nerve damage from riding, gripping the handle bars. Both hands hurt the entire trip, fingers go numb. But the feeling comes back a few minutes after I hop down from the bike. Today, for the first time, my feeling doesn’t return. 

After the motorbike accident in Thailand, the flesh on my right shoulder was numb for more than a decade. But it has almost completely returned. 

In that tiny bunk, I had a hard time getting comfortable. The bunk is not much wider than my shoulders, nor much longer than me. To make matters worse, it is lodged in a corner and has a wooden lip all the way around it. So I can’t stretch out. 

The internet was not too good. Spotty at best. In the morning, it got so bad that I decided to leave early. Sitting at a McDonalds or coffee shop for an hour drinking coffee and guarding Heidi would be better than this.

It was a beautiful day. The sun was out, 65 degrees at the outset, no wind. I looked forward to the 1,000 foot incline over the next 39 miles. 

Cyclists old and young passed me all day long, as I creeped along, up hills, stopping to catch my breath, and pacing myself. There was no advantage to hurrying to arrive early only to sit at a coffee shop. 

Most of the route was along little-traveled, country roads that ran parallel to Europe 18 most of the way. After many days of struggling against the cold, the rain, the wind, and gloomy skies, I really welcomed the bright day. 

You know, I am beginning to think that this floppy hat-helmet thing I have going on may be really catch on. Beginning on my last ferry trip, I put on the helmet over the floppy hat. It protects my face from the sun better, warms my head when it is cool, and it saves space in my bags. 

I see myself as the next fashion designer for cyclist sports wear. Like they say, Necessity is the Father of Design. 

After having travelled 13 miles, I stopped at a busy gas station off E18 for a real break. Before I could lock Heidi to a picnic table, a thin, fit man about my age accosted me. He was eating an ice cream bar.

“Where do you come from?” he asked biting off a chunk of chocolate covered ice cream. 

“The United States,” I responded.

“But you didn’t come from there last night?” He was very friendly.

I explained my route. How far I had come in the past 21 days.

“How many kilometers?” He was genuinely curious. 

“About 750 or 800 so far,” I told him.

He explained that he lived just a few miles from here. And last year at the age of 66, he rode a bicycle from northern Norway to southern Norway in 17 days. 

“3,000 kilometers,” he said. About 2,000 miles.

A chunk of ice cream fell onto the sidewalk. 

“200 kilometers some days,” he said. That would be 135 miles. 

“Wow!” I said. “That’s a lot.”

He shrugged and pointed to my bike. 

“I had thin tires.” Road tires are faster on black top. “And I had a bag like this,” he said pointing to the under-the-seat bag, “but I didn’t have all this fancy gear.” He meant the Insta 360 camera, front bag, and other bags.

“Today is good… but tomorrow it is going to rain. Take it easy tomorrow,” he said and departed. 

I locked Heidi to one of the three picnic tables. All three were in the sun. There was an old man sitting in the last one eating an ice cream bar. There was a motorbike parked in front of it. I assume it was his. A couple walked past, each eating an ice cream bar. In fact, almost everyone was eating an ice cream bar at 11 am in the morning. 

I guess given the long, dark winters, come bright sunny days in the 70s, people must take every advantage of the warmth to enjoy an ice cream bar. A nation after my own heart!

I ordered a sausage inside and added a bottle of Pepsi Max (my go-to drink in Scandinavia). In fact, I noticed more people here drink Pepsi Max than Pepsi. Even kids automatically choose it. Maybe parents prefer the zero sugar. 

I sat inside the AC where I could watch Heidi and ate my sausage. Then I took my time drinking my PM. I was in no hurry to get back outside. 

So after about 20 minutes, I unlocked Heidi, reinstalled my camera and iPhone in the plastic cover where I could see the route on the GPS, and I peddled away. 

But Karen Jacobson, the voice behind Google Maps, immediately took me down a gravel road, up a big incline to a lane that ended at someone’s house. I doubled back to the main road and plowed on. Karen provides really good directions most of the time, indispensable, but you must temper that guidance with a keen common sense analysis of the route. 

Before long, I popped up over a hill to capture the stunning view of the village of Holmestrand and its fjord. Strand in Norwegian means beach. And fjord is this long, narrow finger of water pressed into a valley by a long forgotten hand of glacier. It was breathtaking.  

The next 30 minutes, I peddled through the village and along the shore through a hodgepodge of old homes and city structures matched with modern apartments and shoppers, dog walkers, and exercise enthusiasts.  Outside the town, the road began to climb, but I didn’t mind much, as I breathed in the fresh air, the beauty, and the experience.

When I had covered 27 miles, I was exhausted. It was not a lot of fun. The 75 degree heat and the incline had indeed taken more out of me than I remembered. On my side of the road, there was no shade. No respite from the sun. I know that this temperature is not extreme. Nothing like the US is experiencing now, but it is a factor. 

Once I got going to my maximum speed, probably 20 mph or less, when suddenly a large bug smashed into my temple, pinned between my flesh and my floppy hat-helmet. It stung me. And it hurt. I wobbled, went into the grass, felt myself losing control, and weaved back onto the shoulder and slowed myself to a stop. I removed the floppy hat-helmet, but the insect was long gone. 

At the next gas station, I locked up Heidi at a tall recycling bin and went inside to buy an ice cream bar. How in the world can you enjoy the Norwegian culture without tasting the Nordic experience.

I found a nice spot on a wooden pallet of some type of engine fluid, and bit into the marvel. 

Yuck! I almost spit it out. Licorice ice cream. Who in their right mind would make licorice ice cream. I hate licorice. I jettisoned it straight into the trash receptacle along with discarded oil rags and disposable infant diapers. 

Back inside, I couldn’t take the chance with ice cream bars once again, so I ordered a soft serve cone with a hard chocolate cover. It was huge. I should have sat inside, but there were only two tables, and one man was eating a fast food meal, and I stank so I stepped outside in the shade. 

Immediately, my cone began to melt.

A Norwegian cyclist in this 50s immediately accosted me. Same friendly questions as before. Same answers.

He had just ridden 40 miles for exercise and had about 6 more to go. 

I wouldn’t have minded the conversation but I had a vanilla soft serve ice cream dripping all over my hand and onto the sidewalk. 

Finally, realizing my struggle to beat the heat, he said, “I will let you eat your ice cream” and he pushed his bike to the other side of the door.

I began tackling my cone, but it was a losing battle. I had ice cream all over my mustache, goatee, both hands. Drips were running down my legs. I got down to the waffle cone and tossed the rest in the garbage. I washed myself up best I could with water from my used water bottle that I have been carrying since Sweden, and went back inside to use the restroom and clean myself more thoroughly. 

The only unisex bathroom was occupied, so I left.

The next hills were hard, but my legs post-soft serve seemed to have a little more energy than pre-soft serve. The warmest time of the day. It would eventually reach 77 degrees, but not before I reached Drammen. At the city limits, I reached a stretch of slight decline for miles. It was fun. I began enjoying myself again. 

When I reached the Drammenselva River, a man in his 50s fell off of his electric scooter onto the pavement. Even at a speed of 8-10 mph, he managed to hang onto this mobile phone. 

I stopped to help. 

“Are you OK?”

He laughed with embarrassment. “Yes, I am fine.”

I checked again, but he smiled and gave me the same answer. Then sped away. 

After just over five hours on the road, I arrived at the Forenom serviced apartments. They have no staff on site. Everything is done electronically, key codes into the building, elevator (floors 2-4), and room. Communication is all done by chat, or in extreme cases, phone. But I was over nearly 90 minutes early, so I rode around the central plaza, lined with outdoor cafes, shops, and park benches. Milling about were an array of tourists and scrubby-looking locals, who appear to survive on the hustle. 

I found a bar on a side street, locked up Heidi, and ordered a Coke Zero. I sat outside and checked my messages. A new one came in that gave me the code for the room. I finished up my drink, unlocked Heidi and then drove to the apartment building. 

The entrance confused me. It was through the gate of a German-style restaurant and pub. I pushed Heidi up the first half dozen steps to the main floor hoping an elevator was next. Instead, I found a bar.

So, I carried Heidi up to the second floor, where there was an elevator to service floors 2-4. But the elevator wouldn’t accept my code. Did that mean that I couldn’t get into the room till 4 pm? It was only a little after 3 pm. 

Alas, I had to carry Heidi up to the 3rd floor, grateful that I was not assigned a room on the 4th. And much to my surprise, my code worked. 

It is hard to express my happiness with the ability to enter my room and store Heidi safely nearly an hour before check-in at no additional charge. 

I showered and washed my clothes by hand and hung them up to dry in the bathroom. Then I walked to the supermarket and bought a frozen lasagna dish and some other supplies. 

Back at the room, I heated up the “meal” in the microwave (the apartment has no oven) and ate what was one of the worst lasagna meals I have ever had. I was still hungry, so I made popcorn, ate the rest of my peanuts, and granola, grapes, and blueberry yogurt. 

And I read about 100 pages in Winter World. I am glad it is the first in the trilogy. The 450 pages in this book won’t be enough. 

I stayed awake till almost 9 pm, but then crashed. 

10 Tollbugata, Drammen, 3044 ($92 including tax)

Day 22: Oslo (29 miles, 585 total miles, 1390 feet)

28 June 2024: Friday

Norway is a rich country. Norway’s government does not have a national deficit. In 2023, the country reported a surplus of over 16 percent of its Gross Domestic Product. In other words, the government spends considerably less than the revenue it generates.  

The Nordic country is wealthy with petroleum. When Russia invaded Ukraine, Norway suddenly became the top oil producer to Europe and the fourth leading producer of natural gas in the world.  

This translates into a rich economy, high wages for Norwegians. The subsequently high prices go unnoticed by locals but sting tourists like me. 

When I tried to book a hotel in Oslo, the capital of Norway, I was stunned by crazy costs. I finally landed on the smallest hotel room on the trip with no amenities for $175/night. Nearly double what I paid in Copenhagen or Stockholm. 

It has rained all night and was pouring down while I drank my coffee. The rain stopped about 9 am, and by 10:25 am, I was back on the road. I realized that this could be my most physically taxing day, with an incline of nearly 1400 feet over 29 miles. But as long as it was dry and I remained safe, I could make it. 

Yesterday, when I rode through the downtown plaza, my camera was dead. So this morning before heading off to Oslo, I pedaled around the plaza once just to capture the mosaic of restaurants, shops, tourists, locals, park, and statues. Each of these Norwegian cities has an its own unique plaza. 

Leaving town was a convoluted route that led me into traffic over the Drammenselva River onto the tiny industrial Island of Holmen and over the river again. The pedaling was hectic. I had to keep my wits about me. But most drivers were courteous. 

Towards the outskirts of town, I stopped to catch my breath. I noticed the big hill that sat between Drammen and Oslo. I would have to go over it, I suspected. 

Some authorities consider hills over 2000 feet to be mountains. This hill is about half that. For the next 90 minutes, I climbed. I rode as long as I could, and then I pushed. When the incline was really gradual, I peddled again. I stopped, sat down, and rested at bus stops along the way. Each time that I thought I had reached the top, I found more incline just around the corner. 

Roller skier

At one point, I got on the side of the road with no bike lane or shoulder by mistake while traveling up hill in heavy traffic. So I decided to stop, dismount Heidi, and wait in a lull in traffic to cross over to the bike path on the other side of the road. The problem was that I had just turned a corner, so I couldn’t see the traffic coming in my lane until it was almost upon me.

When I finallly found what I thought was a pause, I started across only to find more cars. One Norwegian woman driver lifted her hand and made a face as if to ask, “What is this idiot doing?”

Can’t blame her. 

But after she passed, I got across safely and peddled on.

While I was going up, I noticed many thrill-seeking adventurists racing down the hill on bicycles or roller-skis. The roller skiers use two poles to propel themselves forward while skating on two thin roller-skis that resemble thin scooters. Naturally, there are cyclists and enthusiasts who travel down the hill like I do with caution. But you can identify those athletes who are out for the rush. The cyclists lean their faces down toward the handlebars to minimize wind resistance and maximize speeds.

When I finally reached the top of the hill, the GPS told me that I had risen about 850 feet over a distance of about 3 miles. A normal comfortable day would be covering that same incline over 40 miles.

It was nearly lunchtime, so I felt that I had earned myself a bacon-wrapped sausage. I purchased one from a nice young man in a gas station and went outside to find a place to sit. There was none, so I ate the sausage standing up, not my favorite way to dine, but beggars…

Back on the road, I didn’t find the decline that had hoped. The road dropped more gradually, with short hills that I had to climb. At times there was no bike lane or even a shoulder. I had to battle for my space like all the rest of the vehicles.

From that point forward, however, I was largely traveling down hill. There were inclines, naturally, but the hard part of the ride was over. And I was grateful that I still could make such a journey. My body could do it. My mind could do it. 

The sausage reward is an amazing motivator! You should try it some time. 

Oslo

As I approached Oslo, I saw a lady walking on the opposite side of the road, dressed in a black, wide-brimmed sun hat, veil, and long dress. At first, I thought she was in a witch’s costume. Intentionally or otherwise, she covered her face with her white gloves, as if adjusting her hat as I passed her. Perhaps she was in mourning. Who knows!

I flowed into Oslo about four hours into my journey at roughly 7 mph. Not too bad at all. I rode through a series of breathtaking plazas, buzzing with activity, vendors, tourists snapping photos, locals commuting to or from work, and people of all ages flashing through the crowds on electric scooters and bicycles.

I got to the hotel maybe 20 minutes before check-in at 3pm. But they gave me no argument. Gave me my wooden room keycard, and told me that if I wanted breakfast, I should order it now at the low price of $19.50; otherwise it would cost $25 tomorrow.

The room was the tiniest I have stayed in on this trip. But worst of all, it has no electric kettle, coffee maker, or microwave to make my own morning coffee. And coffee here is at least $5 per cup. I knew I would drink at least four cups tomorrow morning and four the following morning. So, I walked nearly two miles round trip to buy a cheap electric kettle to heat water in the morning. It was $15. I will try to pack it and take it with me as long as I can. And when I can’t anymore, I will leave it. I still have saved $25.

I bought some groceries and headed back figuring I would come across a sandwich shop and buy something to take back to the room. But city construction had blocked off several main thoroughfares of commerce and tourism. And I didn’t want to backtrack, so I took what I thought would be a shorter route. But it turned out being much longer. And there were no sandwich shops. Instead, I ate yogurt and granola, a small bag of spicy peanuts, and a few dried mango slices for supper. I was too tired to go back out. 

I forced myself to stay awake till 9 pm and finish Winter World. I downloaded the second book in the series, The Solar War. I look forward to starting that tomorrow when I get back from the train station.  

St. Olavs gate 26, Oslo, 0166 ($174/night including tax)

Guest Blog: Bike-Packing Across Scandinavia at 64 (Days 19 and 20)

Day 19: Larvik, Norway

25 June 2024: Tuesday (3 miles, 492 total miles, 105 miles by ferry)

We should all be more grateful for what we have. At home, I have kept a gratitude diary for the past two or three years. It has helped me keep perspective. Every morning (or almost every morning) I spend 10 or 15 minutes writing what I am grateful for. 

Today, sitting here at this kitchen table in this rented apartment in Hirtshals, I am grateful for the opportunity to ride across Scandinavia. To experience the nature, wildlife, culture, people, architecture. To have this good cup of coffee by my side. The cognitive ability to process and understand what I encounter. To have a relatively good memory. Relatively good health. Loved ones that give life meaning. 

Today was fun!

Larvik, Norway is 105 miles directly north from here. The ferry ride is 3.5 hours. 

Without WIFI, my transfer of photos and videos to Instagram and update of the blog was hamstrung. I did as much as I could, and then washed all of the dishes, except a skillet, lid, and a glass. I wiped off the counter and table, and cleaned the stove. I figured I had gone above and beyond, since I was paying a $21 cleaning fee. 

I parked Heidi out the back door, packed her, and left the apartment to explore the marina a little. 

I passed through the ticket booth at the Color Line entrance and followed the yellow painted line on the blacktop to Lane A, where I snuggled next to motorcycles in Lanes A and B. I noticed an American accent from a man on a white trike motorcycle. 

He was originally from California but now lived in Germany with his German wife. The couple in front of me and the man to my right were all from France. An Asian man settled in behind me on a motorcycle and two women and another man all on bikes. 

I settled on the pavement and started reading to pass the next two hours. To be honest, I was quite content to ensure that I was in the right place and well in advance. Even the book I started was good: Winter World by AG Riddle.

Around 12:20 pm, we started boarding. We rode right into the belly of the ferry. I strapped Heidi in and went upstairs. As soon as we set sail, the cafeterias opened up. I bought a sausage, Pepsi Max, and a chocolate muffin before settling down at a table with an electrical outlet. Internet was going to cost $7 or so, so I went the rest of the trip without any access to the internet. The sausage was superb. 

During the 3.5 hour trip, I bought a cup of coffee (not very good) and sat down by a window and watched the sea as we crossed her; I walked out on deck and sat in the sun for a while reading and enjoying the nice weather; I went inside and bought a Pepsi Max and ice cream bar; and sat in one of the lounges and read. 

When the announcement that we had arrived in Larvik was broadcast over the loudspeakers, I was one of the first down to the vehicle platforms. I unbound Heidi, put her camera back on her, and got in the saddle behind several motorcycles. 

About 4:45 pm, I rode out of the belly of the ferry and into Larvik, Norway, a city of 48,000. An old man sitting in a mobility scooter waved tiny Norwegian and British flags to greet us. (I filmed it, but deleted it by accident.) 

The first day in a new country can be a little disconcerting. For those of us attached to our GPSs, we have a hard time getting our bearings until we get a new SIM card. I know there are eSIMs, but I haven’t figured that one out yet. Without the GPS, I couldn’t find my apartment for the night. So, I peddled from store to store until I found a Circle K that sold a pre-paid SIM card. The young woman and man who operated the shop didn’t know how to use the card, so I connected to their internet and sat down and figured it out. I topped up the card to give me 50 GB, hopefully enough to last me until I leave Norway in about 10 days. 

According to the GPS, I could now see that the apartment was about seven blocks away. But there were no food store or restaurants nearby. I bought a couple of items at the Circle K, thanked the youth workers, and peddled on. 

I came to a monster hill about three blocks before the apartment and had to push Heidi all the way up. When I arrived at the house, the garage door was open full of storage items, and a woman and man were carrying furniture from a van to the back side of the house. Besides the open garage door, there were three more doors. One that entered the first floor of the house, one that entered the basement, and one that entered the basement apartment. 

I got into the apartment with no problem, rested Heidi against the desk, and ate my third sausage of the day. It was really good. These Scandinavians really know how to make a sausage. I gotta hand it to them.

Then, I read Maria’s review of the apartment in Hirtshals. She wrote, “He left the kitchen a little messy.” That miffed me. If leaving a skillet, lid, and water glass in the sink was a little messy, then what was I paying the $21 cleaning fee for? Was I to clean the entire apartment and pay the cleaning fee? 

As I was trying to book the accommodations for tomorrow in Tonsberg, I found one apartment that was $55/night with a $75 cleaning fee. I wondered if I cleaned it when I left, would the owner pay me $20 to say there. 

I was so happy with this apartment. It had WiFi. So updated my blog, transferred photos, uploaded my edited videos, and communicated with my family in the US. 

Before I knew it, 8 pm was upon me. I climbed into bed and read until 9pm, when I fell asleep. It had been a fun day!

Håkons gate 92, Larvik, Vestfold 3258, Norway ($85/day)

Day 20: Tonsberg, Norway (25 miles, 517 total miles, 800 foot incline)

26 June 2024: Wednesday

They say that men never grow up; they just get more expensive toys. I think there is a lot of truth to that. In my case, it’s an expensive habit. I try to keep costs down where I can. I paid about $500 for a used bike, which I will sell when I leave. But I bought new tires, saddle bags, and accessories. I buy groceries at discount stores, but in Scandinavia, all food is expensive. I eat at fast food restaurants. Today, I paid $18 for a sandwich and soft drink. But it was a darned good Philly Steak Cheese.

Hotels in Norway have proven really expensive here. I have not really come across any cheap ones like I have found in Sweden and Denmark. But the AirBnBs are cheaper here, it seems than the other countries. So far, at least. You just have to be careful with the “cleaning fees.” 

My room for tonight, for example, is $42 with no cleaning fees. But I have 35 miles to cover before I can get there.

Taking advantage of the good internet at this really nice apartment, I caught up on my blogs and transferred all of my photos. I texted Anja at the $42 room in Tonsberg, and asked if I could check in early. So, I left a little early: 9:31 am. 

No sooner had I pushed Heidi onto the pavement than the GPS instructed me to continue on in the direction I had started yesterday. So, the first three blocks of hill that I pushed yesterday were only part of a larger hill. 

I didn’t even try to ride it. I pushed for another block then climbed on Heidi. Immediately, I began enjoying the slow morning traffic and warm temperature. It was already 65 degrees despite the overcast gloom. 

Before long, I hit another large hill. I rode up it, but had to stop a couple times to catch my breath. Out side of town, I encountered another large hill. I overcame that one the same way. 

From that point forward, it was smooth riding with one exception. With 13 miles to go, a 30-something man breezed past me and a couple minutes later a younger kid breezed past me. I picked up my speed, not wanting to be seen as this old codger who couldn’t keep up. When the last kid turned left and went up a small hill instead of going straight into town, I did too. But the hill turned a corner and led to more hill, and before long the 30-something and the younger kid were nowhere in sight. Worse yet, I realized that I should have gone straight instead of following the young whipper snappers left and up the hill. 

I now had 14 miles to go. I whipped back down a perpendicular road, coasting at a pretty good speed, curved around a roundabout, and got back on track, literally. Still had 14 miles to go. 

This was all rural riding with a narrow, but adequate, bike lane. I peddled at a pretty good speed most of the way. The hills I encountered were either small or gradual. I only stopped at road construction, twice, and to take a restroom break. Otherwise, I was doing well.

With about two miles to go to my destination, the sun finally came out. A little late, but I would accept it. Today would end up reaching 70 degrees, which was my warmest day yet. 

I reached Anja’s house around noon. She met me at the street with a patient, motherly smile (although younger than I) and led me to the back yard. I parked Heidi beside other bikes under a shed, locked the back wheel to the frame with the bike chain.

“We’re close to the city center… That’s why” someone might try to steal it. 

Bjorn, Anja’s husband, sat on the steps at the back. His black beard draped at least a foot below his chin. His 300 pound frame was wrapped in a loose, black garment, and he wore a head covering over his hair and ears. He seemed 20 years younger than Anja. At first I thought he was Muslim, but it reminded me more of an Eastern Orthodox monk clothing.

Anja explained that the man smoking a few feet away was a repairman “working with my husband.” 

Anja walked me back around front, where we entered the house, unhooked a movie theater rope labeled  AIRBNB from the top of narrow spirals stairs, and we descended into what felt like the belly of a submarine. 

Inside and out the home was a mismatch of collectables—like Turkish rugs, sailor’s bunks (that I slept on), wooden trunk, books in Norwegian, German, French, and English—and items they couldnt’ bring themselves to give away—rusting scooters, bricks, cardboard and masking tape model of a barn, exercise machine, and two rooms of “storage” next to the AirBnB room I was renting. 

A wraparound shower curtain scantily covers bottom of the circular stairs to lend a hint of privacy. Yet one can hear each footstep, each cough, each word spoken on the first floor in this region of the house. 

But I don’t mind for one night. For $42, what can you expect. I am happy for the private bathroom. 

I charge my dying phone enough in the hopes of lasting a visit to the New Taj Mahal restaurant, Apotec pharmacy, and Meny supermarket and back. 

At a few minutes to 1pm, I reached the Indian restaurant. It doesn’t open till 2pm, contradicting the GPS’s information. So, I walk the charming cobblestone streets.  

An overweight man in his 70s with no right arm climbs a steep street carrying a bag of groceries with his left. He has to stop to catch his breath twice by the time I pass him. 

I finally land at Nach’s sandwich joint. The owner is busy unloading box after box of supplies from a rack on wheels. When he is done, he leaves the cart to block the entrance. I peek through the window and see the tiny place is empty.

“Are you open?” I asked. 

“Yep,” he responded with his back to me. 

I am about ready to leave almost a minute later when he comes and moves the cart. He doesn’t look me in the eye or smile. But walked directly behind the cash register.

I order a Philly Steak sandwich and a soft drink. I pay. And he disappears behind the grill. I sit and pick up in the novel where I left off last night. 

After five minutes he sits a basket with the sandwich and one napkin. There are no napkins on the table (only one big table in the shop) or on the counter. 

A delivery man struggles with two more large wheeled racks of supplies as gravity pulls them down the hill outside the shop. He is losing the battle. I start to run and help him when the owner rushes out and grabs onto a rack. 

This could be the best PSS, I have ever eaten. It is delicious. I don’t know if you have ever had a PSS or not, but I can tell you: One napkin is not enough. 

I want to ask him for a couple more napkins, but the owner is engrossed in his deliveries. And he has yet to look me in the eye or smile. 

When I leave, I amble around the downtown. I buy some hand cream in a pharmacy because the rash on my hands is worse than before. Not as bad as it was in Vietnam, but still bad. I didn’t use gloves today, hoping that would help. 

Then, I go Meny’s supermarket and buy a few items for the night. There is no kitchen, so I buy a small bowl discounted hot pasta for an evening meal, which will be cold by the time I am hungry again. Only $4. What a bargain. 

At the room, I shower and then spend two hours trying to book a train ticket to Bodo above the Arctic Circle, but it won’t accept either one of my credit cards. I call both banks in the US, but they say the charges have not been rejected. So, I give up.

In the meantime, two AirBNB hosts do not respond to my requests. So I book an apartment on Booking.com for $92 including tax. But when I ask if I can check in earlier than the 4pm standard check in time, they respond that 2pm is the earliest, but I have to pay a $20 fee. Then, they send me a notification that I have to verify my ID (for my own protection) by going online, showing my passport, and letting them take a photo of me, and all kinds of other requirements. 

By now, it is after 6pm, and I am frustrated. This is no fun. These are the hassles that frustrate me in the US. And elsewhere. 

So, I calm myself by eating my cold pasta, drinking my tepid Pepsi Max, and reading. The book just keeps getting better, but by 7:30pm, I can’t keep my eyes open. I know that going to sleep early will lead to waking up early, and there is no advantage to that. I can’t check in early at the next place…

I am asleep a few minutes after 8pm. 

Huitfeldts gate 1, Tønsberg, Vestfold og Telemark 3116 ($42/night)